bosstrabs Smallman is a board legend but looking a bit tired and dated these days. That’s why I think we should get started on a 2023 rebrand/remix to help push him back up the rankings. Photoshop competent people are especially welcome. Some ideas: OLB can join the crypto century if someone can take some of the best pictures of him and turn them into NFTs. Drop ‘wrecking ball prog’ for another Dom Phillips-ism such as ‘phuture phunk’, just to change things up a bit. GoFundMe a hair transplant? Klopp glasses. We conduct a board invasion of The Roofers’ Guild to try to finally get his roof (and doorbell) sorted out. Add some Asian flavour to his broccoli: https://www.waitrose.com/home/recipes/recipe_directory/s/stir_fried_broccoli_with_garlic_ginger_and_chilli.html Any other ideas?
hugopal bosstrabs Any other ideas? He could stop smearing his bants school invites in his own faeces.
Cankles-McJeggings Send him to Gok Wan to have his shit dress sense sorted then wrap him in lead flashing and throw him off London bridge at midnight. Or winning as I like to call it.
Wally Apparently his back door has taken too many kickings and is on it’s way out so add that to the doorbell and roof repairs.
alistair Wally The middle eight of Whole lotta love spring to mind with Plant wailing “I wanna be your backdoor man”
-si- I think we should set up a confrontation, starting verbal then turning physicla, in a pub, preferably on foreign soil. And let the poor lad win.
Millsy OLB glasses. A new wearable tech that allows us all to experience what it’s like in the idiotic world of Smallsy. Augmented reality overlays what Smalls sees in his daily routine. Mirrors reflect a buff Jason Statham, dorises swoon and cheese is removed from all foodstuffs. The new Deluded-o-vision glasses are fully patented and ready for YOUR investment TODAY.
Smallman1 Millsy OLB glasses. A new wearable tech that allows us all to experience what it’s like in the idiotic world of Smallsy. Augmented reality overlays what Smalls sees in his daily routine. Mirrors reflect a buff Jason Statham, dorises swoon and cheese is removed from all foodstuffs. The new Deluded-o-vision glasses are fully patented and ready for YOUR investment TODAY. Lol!
Smallman1 Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet recently, got myself a new squeeze! And what a wonderful woman she is!
