Smallman1 Absolute knock out

This means she headbutted Ed on their first date.

    Millsy Bit early for that, Sean. A few weeks of suaving to be done first, then on to shared drug use, co-habitation, fighting and the inevitable break up.

    Lol!

      bosstrabs The Smallman 3-month boom-bust curve begins again!

      And a lol for Dave!

        Smallman1 Not sure!

        But surely you’ve checked that they’re in to Dixon?!

          Smallman1 Defo not into Dixon!

          Then why haven’t you given her the s-to-the-werve?

          It was your excuse with the Geordie lass.

              hugopal Then why haven’t you given her the s-to-the-werve?

              Cos she’s absolutely sensational!

                Oh Christ. Here we go again.

                I’m not picking up the pieces this time. Sick of it.

                  What does a guy like Edwand give a girl who has everything for Xmas? That’s right.. AIDS!

                    Millsy Oh Christ. Here we go again.

                    I’m not picking up the pieces this time. Sick of it.

                    I feel alive!

                      Smallman, South London’s king of being pegged.