Dazza must be gutted, especially so close to Xmas.

I, for one, would like to congratulate OLB and look forward to frequent updates.

I have no doubt. Does she do the old 10/10 Peruvian uncut?

Bit early for that, Sean. A few weeks of suaving to be done first, then on to shared drug use, co-habitation, fighting and the inevitable break up.

    Smallman1 Absolute knock out

    This means she headbutted Ed on their first date.

      Millsy Bit early for that, Sean. A few weeks of suaving to be done first, then on to shared drug use, co-habitation, fighting and the inevitable break up.

      Lol!

        bosstrabs The Smallman 3-month boom-bust curve begins again!

        And a lol for Dave!

          Smallman1 Not sure!

          But surely you’ve checked that they’re in to Dixon?!

            Smallman1 Defo not into Dixon!

            Then why haven’t you given her the s-to-the-werve?

            It was your excuse with the Geordie lass.