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I had to intercept a letter of complaint sent back to Bants School from Hugo. Apparently we had got his postcode incorrect, and I was forced to endure a 20 paragraph potted history of postal codes and the importance of accurate stakeholder data management.

I fired our outsouce2india data entry clerk (Rhouses’ cousin in Auroville).

    bosstrabs a 20 paragraph potted history of postal codes and the importance of accurate stakeholder data management.

    Lol!

      I wrote back:

      ’FAO of Hugo BANTLESS.
      Berlin’

      Amazingly it got there. I guess even the German Post Office knows he’s a no bants Aspergers cunt.

      ALSO, going into 2023, Bants School is delighted to announce the Bant Research Institute, in partnership with Oxford Brookes University.

      Working on a few mottos but currently the favourite is ’Tomorrow’s Bants Today'

        bosstrabs ALSO, going into 2023, Bants School is delighted to announce the Bant Research Institute, in partnership with Oxford Brookes University.

        Working on a few mottos but currently the favourite is ’Tomorrow’s Bants Today’

        A lol for Dave!

          Millsy any modules deets?

          The first module is titled ‘How to solve sub-zero bants.’

          Hope that helps!

              Don’t think Millsy needs the first module.

              We will send him an invite for the advanced module ’How to regain your flair and enthusiasm for the Bants when you’ve been treading water for the past five years’.

                bosstrabs lol. Fair. Looking forward to your inaugural low hanging fruit bantz speech, David.

                  bosstrabs ALSO, going into 2023, Bants School is delighted to announce the Bant Research Institute, in partnership with Oxford Brookes University.

                  It’d surely be the ‘Bant Educational Research Centre’, or ‘BERC’ for short.

                    Hugo doing the bants!

                    And doing it well!

                    Hugo and Si are a credit to you Ed

                    MC on the other hand……. fuck me :s

                      Is bants school now classed as an ‘event’?