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Millsy any modules deets?

The first module is titled ‘How to solve sub-zero bants.’

Hope that helps!

      Don’t think Millsy needs the first module.

      We will send him an invite for the advanced module ’How to regain your flair and enthusiasm for the Bants when you’ve been treading water for the past five years’.

        bosstrabs lol. Fair. Looking forward to your inaugural low hanging fruit bantz speech, David.

          bosstrabs ALSO, going into 2023, Bants School is delighted to announce the Bant Research Institute, in partnership with Oxford Brookes University.

          It’d surely be the ‘Bant Educational Research Centre’, or ‘BERC’ for short.

            Hugo doing the bants!

            And doing it well!

            Hugo and Si are a credit to you Ed

            MC on the other hand……. fuck me :s

              Is bants school now classed as an ‘event’?

                The following attendees are in the frame for next January’s course -

                Millsy
                Amps
                MC

                They’ll be smashing it by Feb / March confirmed!

                  C_J MC on the other hand……. fuck me :s

                  Hurts coming from a big hitter like yourself CeeJay

                    Millsy Is bants school now classed as an ‘event’?

                    Could be a January event in the offing. You coming, panto should have finished by then?

                      Millsy defo the middle aged, badly dressed sleazy wanker that attends freshers week at the student union every year regular as clockwork and tries to score with the lasses at Bants University.

                        Wally units everywhere, with their modules jiggling about everywhere? Yes!

                            Millsy ‘I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age’ as he’s spilling a rum and coke down his pants.

                              Adding a bespoke module for Millsy - How to take the bants.

                                Smallman1 ‘bespoke module’ = mandatory student lessons from the student welfare and safeguarding team.