On to my bottle of Redbreast Lustau. Woot

Dan lol no no Tommo thinks its a woman but its actually some dude who works at the stables.

    Am motoring through the shampoo and barolo at a rate of knots!

    Unbroken1

    Oh man.. no we didn’t - what was the outcome?

    One of the guys I run progress:on with defrosted a turkey last night and found today that it was properly off / minging so they had to move to defturk 1 and scramble for emergency poultry

        NasserAlazzawi …all fine in the end, power only off for about 20 mins.
        The off turkey sounds fucking rough… not sure I’d be able to eat one after that.

        Been doing this fasting regime for a few months now, this Christmas binging lark isn’t exactly conducive is it?

            Unbroken1 if you’re a skinny bugger already I’ll let you off today!

            I’m like 15 stone now and should be 13.. trying to find a flow with fitness as my diet didn’t change.

                NasserAlazzawi …I’m not, never have been tbf, but have dropped 7kg thanks to a pretty strict 16/8 regime since the end of the Summer. This time of the year reminds you of how fucking nuts the UK’s binging capabilities are though…

                    Unbroken1 totally. I’m massively noticing the salt intake as I’ve turned into a water bearer

                    I could totally do the fat kid off Hook if one of you wants to bowl me

                      Happy Xmas!! Don’t worry I’ll be sure not to be seen to be having a ‘good one’ or enjoying it.
                      What’s more I won’t make the mistake of posting that I’m enjoying it on any form of social media including any pictures of my young family enjoying it. You know, just incase I upset some fucker not enjoying it.
                      Here’s a fucking idea, don’t go on fucking social media at Xmas if you don’t want to see people fucking enjoying it. What do you expect them to do? All sit round fucking miserable and post pictures of that so not to offend?

                      Cunts. 🖕🎅🖕

                      Hope everyone on JC had a nice Christmas.

                      All the best!