bosstrabs I agree that it’s generally difficult for a DJ to show much in a single 74 minutes of music, but disc 2 of Hong Kong demonstrated Diggers is capable of creating his ‘vortex’ on a single disc.

Mad_Cyril Listening to a mix isn’t an alternative to wanking

To be fair, Digweed’s LA is like the gentle, suggestive swipes of your towel-covered cock from a Filipina masseuse, building up to a full-on oily handed assault on the arse, taint, bollocks, and then total release.

    bosstrabs
    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against hand-based relief at all.

    But there’s other ways to get your kicks from a DJ mix.

    Mad_Cyril Not every mix has to ‘build to a climax’ chaps.

    While this is true, Hong Kong Disc 2 builds but doesn’t really have a climax, while fabric doesn’t build, yet attempts a climax anyway with ‘Vertigo’ at the end.

      You formulate your 300 word posts with a build and climax in mind, Hugo, but ultimately all you do is clear the dancefloor, the bar and the cloakroom plus various streets around the venue with your catastrophic shite.

        LT42 I’m sure that post sounded better in your head than it turned out written down.

        Mad_Cyril I’d rather not do something which might feel like how Diggers’ fabric sounds.

          If you know then you know. As expected, it goes right over your quiff.

          hugopal
          Experimenting is ¾ of the fun. What else are Sundays for?

          Get stuck in and report back toot sweet 👍

          Jacques lu Cont Fabriclive. Played it to death over the years

            alistair GOAT mix. Flawless. Can’t get over that mix out of sweet dreams into zoot woman.

            The digweed fabric mix is shit. Total shit. Isn’t there a Martin solvieg track on it? All you need to know how shit it is. I also struggle with the Sasha fabric mix.

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            Mad_Cyril undeniably, undeniably such an old chap. The prog is for the uncouth English bull who sleepwalks on the street because he can’t hold back his poop when he takes MDMA, the mystical of Armin van Buuren on the New York FM’s Denial. Techno groove, on the other hand, is reserved for polite, sophisticated continental edging ladies and gentlemen. That’s why Jeff Mills has pure funk for the respectable German, while the progressive shouldn’t and WILL NOT be outside of dis-respectable shed head ejaculation behaviour.

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              bosstrabs Take the locker room talk man! You know Mark Skinny Flashy is the only thing keeping this forum alive with their world class English banter. Otherwise you end up like this

              Das manager Italian boy Matteo and I don’t think he has sugardaughter like Sasha in Sardinia, so a year later we had Christmas party, it hurt him and I think he really needs to be sent back to the hilly mountainous planes… details vague, I’m sure it was something that needed to be transported … obviously the next day she told me everything during work in a loud voice
              She said, “Yes, he was fine, but everything was very painful. You know what I mean, I thought, my friend … I was half hungry, bought a packet the size of megacock, chips and started eating in bed.
              Cranberries are a bit like this, too subtle, sensitive and thoughtful in the Eswatini courtship war.