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Doing the end of the Countdown clock as you blow your load

Easy pink or tricky brown?

The countdown conundrum

Vowel or a consonant? Voderman says seductively, as she points to her pipes. Grant’s voice quivering “consonant please carol”

Ergh, Carol Vorderman was never it.

I’d have been asking Rachel Riley for an ‘O’.

    Smallman1 The bants vacuum is in the house!

    That title does indeed suit you Ed.

    TBV it is.

      Any red-blooded male turning his nose up at a specimen like Vorderman has got to face the possibility that they may be borderline retarded and/or at the very least a flaming homosexual who just goes wild when Job Jobse plays ‘Small Town Boy’ for the 6th time in his set. There’s just no excuse.

        I do wonder how far her tits fall when the clasp is cracked open. Thinking they could even touch down on terra firma.

        LT42 not sure you would have her to yourself in the boudoir. Likely you would be joined by some bloke called ‘Diesel’ that she met in Negril and would be forced into some weird DP action where your balls constantly rattle against his while she recites quadratic equations during the vinegars. Grim.

            Millsy some bloke called ‘Diesel’

            Come over and join in Roy, don’t be intimidated by his piece

              Her children must be extremely proud to learn of this 6 way fuck circle. Go mum!

              Millsy still better than a 3 hour Nick Warren set

                2 months later

                Well if the rumours are true a slack fanny is nothing to worry about. There’s much tighter an inch away 👍