“but underneath that svelte body this is basically a Cavalier. It even has a Cavalier dashboard.”

hugopal Except there are plenty of woke people who are also “fucking cunts” and racist.

I clearly said what woke means to me. I’m not remotely interested in what it means to you.

    hugopal I’m also not particularly fond of broad, simplistic stereotypes in general. For instance, funnily enough, supposed “gammon” Jeremy Clarkson actually voted Remain, and called Brexit voters “coffin-dodging idiots”.

    You’re absolutely correct, Clarkson is wonderful, my apologies.

      hugopal As an aside, the term “gammon” is a negative slur based on the colour of a person’s skin. In theory it’s the kind of thing that someone who supposedly is “against racism” should wish to avoid and call out. However, because it’s directed at white people

      God bless your little heart here for trying to explain the what and why in relation to a gammon but they are not a race per se, they’re just a racist, ignorant bunch of knuckledraggers, whose faces have turned a deep gammon red due to the amount of Tyskie lager they buy on special at Aldi.

          This thread just serves to confirm what an insufferably boring man Hugo is.

          Can’t remember who called him HugeNo but I liked it.

            Smallman1 Can’t remember who called him HugeNo but I liked it.

            You missed the ‘b’ off the end.

              Si and Hugo in Bants school detention this week.

                bosstrabs Si and Hugo in Bants school detention this week.

                It was always the coolest kids in detention.

                  100 lines:

                  I will log off and never try to do a bants again.

                    Millsy, you’re literally a mod, with an underused ban wand.

                    BantzBanz

                    Definitely an option

                    Scratch that. Not my view, but the view of Pawel off’ve Tesco’s website…

                    “You are sitting on a Polish beach. Warm air slowly warms you up after swimming in the Baltic Sea. Your beloved comes up to you giving you a hot kiss and giving you a chilled Tyskie. Tyskie is a taste of love, holiday and relaxation.

                    Pawel recommends 😉”