Dan
Iād probably request protective custody rather than have to listen to his daily reports on how ātremenballsā the prison food is and who turned him out that particular day. āHold tight for feedbackā on the ominous looking slop with ābits in itā. I would have to give him my commissary because heās being extorted by the cross-eyed bloke in the cell next door.
The late night discussions about the merits of GU13 and GU17 would be too much after the first night and the ābuilder pornā pictures of burly men repairing roofs attached to the wall with his spunk would just be too nauseating to look at every day.