I don’t want to see the cunt banned, that would be awful. Can we just delete all his posts? That seems like a happy medium to me.

I find it staggering that he’s more boring than usual in his own defence in this thread.

    Banning Flares within 2 mins of a post would be amazing. Especially after he’s spent all morning coming up with some edgy new name for himself. Total perma ban within 120 secs. Can you imagine the absolute catastrophic nuclear holocaust this would cause to his self esteem. Hugo is prob a good egg and is going through a tough time right now. Giving as good as he gets but fuck me he needs to get on the ASPERGER pills.

    • LT42 replied to this.

      I would be totally on board with Hugo being a mod if he proved to be that vigilant about any Flares presence.

      Taking decisive action while Millsy is too busy upvoting his own posts and Homegrove is flailing around in some dank corner of the Marvel universe again.

        Fuck, I would even probably be nice to the cunt if he was that on the ball.

        I would imagine a thorough ban-notice letter would take a good few hours to write

        bosstrabs Millsy is too busy upvoting his own posts

        Roy is too cunning for this, he actually upvotes his own PMs.

        Sends hundreds to none-existent members and then spends hours upvoting them.

            I agree, I think he has chops for it. Everytime Alistair befouls a music thread or starts waving his Tory flag in favour of some ghoul he gets an instant time out also. Or at least he’s sent to some PROG re-education camp where he’s made burn his ‘I ♥️ House’ bellytop and HARD TIMES leather trousers under a constant loop of Breeder - Sputnik.

            If the motion passes and Hugo is made a mod, please could Ed also be appointed his PA/secretary for the duration and filmed as part of an offbeat film or docudrama?

            Draft script:

            Hugo: "SMMMMAAAAALLLLLSSSS it’s 06:00 in the AM and we have got some moderating to do. Where you from Private Smalls?
            Smallman: “Sir, ledging the bants in Tooting, natch, Sir!”
            Hugo: Holy dog shit! Tooting? Only steers and queers come from Tooting, Private Smalls, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down."

            Hilarity ensues. Guffaw guffaw.

              Millsy
              ‘Doing a Roy’ will be entering the national vernacular this year. I’m sure of it

              There’s an outside chance you could be on I’m a celebrity in 2024, boring campmates with tales of how donkey-arse tastes soooo much better when cooked on a Rangemaster.

                Beginning to wonder if the theory that Mad Cyril is actually Snidey Paul has some weight to it

                  Two years later ‘Roy’s Boys’ will be all over the pop scene.

                  A triumvirate of male dancers, led by Christopher Biggins, decked out in corduROY pouches and dog collars gyrating suggestively on kids TV and accompanying Roy on his daytime TV appearances.

                  Am I not the right person to me a mod!

                  The bants is what I do!

                  zackster Think you are over thinking it Hugh; Ed lacks the computer skills to actually use the vote function.

                  Lol!

                    bosstrabs Beginning to wonder if the theory that Mad Cyril is actually Snidey Paul has some weight to it

                    Sadly not.

                      BF was in touch recently wishing Chelsea all the best against Man City.

                      Absolute ledge.