I agree, I think he has chops for it. Everytime Alistair befouls a music thread or starts waving his Tory flag in favour of some ghoul he gets an instant time out also. Or at least he’s sent to some PROG re-education camp where he’s made burn his ‘I ♥️ House’ bellytop and HARD TIMES leather trousers under a constant loop of Breeder - Sputnik.

If the motion passes and Hugo is made a mod, please could Ed also be appointed his PA/secretary for the duration and filmed as part of an offbeat film or docudrama?

Draft script:

Hugo: "SMMMMAAAAALLLLLSSSS it’s 06:00 in the AM and we have got some moderating to do. Where you from Private Smalls?
Smallman: “Sir, ledging the bants in Tooting, natch, Sir!”
Hugo: Holy dog shit! Tooting? Only steers and queers come from Tooting, Private Smalls, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down."

Hilarity ensues. Guffaw guffaw.

    Millsy
    ‘Doing a Roy’ will be entering the national vernacular this year. I’m sure of it

    There’s an outside chance you could be on I’m a celebrity in 2024, boring campmates with tales of how donkey-arse tastes soooo much better when cooked on a Rangemaster.

      Beginning to wonder if the theory that Mad Cyril is actually Snidey Paul has some weight to it

        Two years later ‘Roy’s Boys’ will be all over the pop scene.

        A triumvirate of male dancers, led by Christopher Biggins, decked out in corduROY pouches and dog collars gyrating suggestively on kids TV and accompanying Roy on his daytime TV appearances.

        Am I not the right person to me a mod!

        The bants is what I do!

        zackster Think you are over thinking it Hugh; Ed lacks the computer skills to actually use the vote function.

        Lol!

          bosstrabs Beginning to wonder if the theory that Mad Cyril is actually Snidey Paul has some weight to it

          Sadly not.

            BF was in touch recently wishing Chelsea all the best against Man City.

            Absolute ledge.

            Batter tits groomed you Edwand. He did such a good job of grooming you that you now can’t stop fantasising about him 3 years after the snidey prick skulked off.

            whatever Only steers and queers come from Tooting and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down

            Haha👍

              Being a modern day Jim Davidson it seems only right to base my decision entirely on the colour of Hugo’s skin.
              If he’s a Captain Cook white cunt then a months ban for sure.
              Very nice to be asked though, mono but feel you should just make the exec decision on behalf of everyone. Don’t feel pressured to adhere to a month either. 👍

              bosstrabs OLB absolutely useless as usual, writes his opinion but doesn’t cast his vote.

              Wanker.

              Well spotted. Complete ♿

                Seems I was rather pissed last night!!