Hugo stay or Hugo go - You Decide!

benson

Pleased to say I was an early voter for stay. Setting the trend as per

Homegrove

Wally that’s a lie and you know it. Please appear to have a sane sense in reading material, there’s a chance I’ll be put in your corner with Hugo because of our shared love for men in tights.

hugopal

Homegrove that’s a lie and you know it

If you really just ignored my posts then how would you know that?!

LT42

alistair hilarious stuff, Alistair.

Along_the_Wire

I don’t want to see the cunt banned, that would be awful. Can we just delete all his posts? That seems like a happy medium to me.

I find it staggering that he’s more boring than usual in his own defence in this thread.

Mad_Cyril

Along_the_Wire
You got the coach driver to stop then?

LT42

Banning Flares within 2 mins of a post would be amazing. Especially after he’s spent all morning coming up with some edgy new name for himself. Total perma ban within 120 secs. Can you imagine the absolute catastrophic nuclear holocaust this would cause to his self esteem. Hugo is prob a good egg and is going through a tough time right now. Giving as good as he gets but fuck me he needs to get on the ASPERGER pills.

LT42

LT42 Can you imagine the absolute catastrophic nuclear holocaust this would cause to his self esteem.

Lol, I rest my case. He breaks out the big guns.

3 minutes will do. He’ll be fuming now. I can only imagine the smell of shit out of his bedsit.

bosstrabs

I would be totally on board with Hugo being a mod if he proved to be that vigilant about any Flares presence.

Taking decisive action while Millsy is too busy upvoting his own posts and Homegrove is flailing around in some dank corner of the Marvel universe again.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs Millsy is too busy upvoting his own posts

Roy is too cunning for this, he actually upvotes his own PMs.

Sends hundreds to none-existent members and then spends hours upvoting them.

bosstrabs

Fuck, I would even probably be nice to the cunt if he was that on the ball.

Mad_Cyril

I would imagine a thorough ban-notice letter would take a good few hours to write

Millsy

Mad_Cyril classic Roy

LT42

I agree, I think he has chops for it. Everytime Alistair befouls a music thread or starts waving his Tory flag in favour of some ghoul he gets an instant time out also. Or at least he’s sent to some PROG re-education camp where he’s made burn his ‘I ♥️ House’ bellytop and HARD TIMES leather trousers under a constant loop of Breeder - Sputnik.

whatever

If the motion passes and Hugo is made a mod, please could Ed also be appointed his PA/secretary for the duration and filmed as part of an offbeat film or docudrama?

Draft script:

Hugo: "SMMMMAAAAALLLLLSSSS it’s 06:00 in the AM and we have got some moderating to do. Where you from Private Smalls?
Smallman: “Sir, ledging the bants in Tooting, natch, Sir!”
Hugo: Holy dog shit! Tooting? Only steers and queers come from Tooting, Private Smalls, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down."

Hilarity ensues. Guffaw guffaw.

Cankles-McJeggings

whatever Only steers and queers come from Tooting and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down

Haha👍

Mad_Cyril

Millsy
‘Doing a Roy’ will be entering the national vernacular this year. I’m sure of it

There’s an outside chance you could be on I’m a celebrity in 2024, boring campmates with tales of how donkey-arse tastes soooo much better when cooked on a Rangemaster.

bosstrabs

Beginning to wonder if the theory that Mad Cyril is actually Snidey Paul has some weight to it

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs has some weight to it

Quite a lot of weight at the moment

Smallman1

bosstrabs Beginning to wonder if the theory that Mad Cyril is actually Snidey Paul has some weight to it

Sadly not.

Mad_Cyril

Two years later ‘Roy’s Boys’ will be all over the pop scene.

A triumvirate of male dancers, led by Christopher Biggins, decked out in corduROY pouches and dog collars gyrating suggestively on kids TV and accompanying Roy on his daytime TV appearances.

Along_the_Wire

Hugo is to mod, what Paul Weller is to cunt.

Smallman1

Am I not the right person to me a mod!

The bants is what I do!

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