I’m in Rome, look at MEee.

No business lounge though.

Scones.

Hursty
How much in magic beans ?

Post twitter deets soonest please?

    Try the spags bols if you can find them. Experience a lip smacking Dolmio Ragu in the eternal city.

      Lads melting a coliseum full of people into complete ash with witless anecdotes and general weapons-grade tedium.

        seanc80
        Caustic observationz by the fella who buys his meat from the pub

          Why not visit the Dolmio® museum to sample the authentic Dolmio® creamy lasagne sauce whilst in the eternal city?

          WATER, SUNFLOWER OIL, MODIFIED MAIZE STARCH, BUTTER FAT (FROM MILK) (2.4%), SUGAR, PALM FAT, LACTOSE, NATURAL FLAVOURING (CONTAINS CELERY), BROTH POWDER (SUGAR, FLAVOURINGS, YEAST EXTRACT, DRIED GLUCOSE SYRUP, SALT, COCONUT FAT, SUNFLOWER OIL, SMOKE FLAVOURING, MILK PROTEIN), SALT, MILK PROTEIN, TRICO MUZAK ACIDITY REGULATOR (LACTIC ACID), STABILISER (XANTHAN GUM), FAT POWDER (PALM FAT, LACTOSE, MILK PROTEIN), ANTIOXIDANT (EXTRACTS OF ROSEMARY)

            mono-stereo SALT, MILK PROTEIN, TRICO MUZAK ACIDITY REGULATOR (LACTIC ACID), STABILISER (XANTHAN GUM),

            I was about to like your post but then noticed you’d scandalously disrespected Trisco by missing out the ‘s’.

                Why not tell a local how much of a fucking cunt they are for going to the hassle of making a béchamel sauce when they could of just bought a jar of Dolmio® Lasagne Creamy White Sauce whilst in the eternal city?

                  Hope you packed the factor 50 and your crab cream.

                  Inviting the neighbours beside the Airbnb around to share a nawtee deep pan Goodfellas pepperoni.

                  There was this Essex special lass we knew that called up Papa John’s off her face demanding a Dolmio’s pepperoni pizza. They couldn’t understand what the fuck she was on about. She was on there for about 20 minutes repeating ’Dolmio’s… Dolmio’s….' We soon had to put her out of her misery and tell her she wasn’t calling Domino’s.