General Anti-Social Behaviour Thread
I’ll be taking down terrorists while that fucker’s going off!
If I saw someone about to detonate a bomb on a tube I would go straight for them for sure.
Smallman is Tooting’s very own Jason Bourne
I do feel a lot safer. Thanks Smalls.
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes.
Even giraffe’s? 
Cankles-McJeggings Ah! I didn’t realise you had such a small penis. As you where.
Especially giraffes Derm, even the ones in tight-fitting t-shirts.
It’s like my claw hammer, amps. It’s not how big it is, it’s how hard I knock it in.
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Oh and those nawty little shorts. 
There is another strange trend I’ve noticed. People in the pub, alone, on their laptop, in the middle of the day. There are a few pubs on the main street in Chester that have big windows on the front. Noticed this phenomenon a few times as I walked past, this was like 2-3 in the afternoon.
Have these sorts of people just swapped Starbucks for Wetherspoons, and spend the afternoon getting belted while making annoyingly loud phone calls?