General Anti-Social Behaviour Thread
If I saw someone about to detonate a bomb on a tube I would go straight for them for sure.
Smallman is Tooting’s very own Jason Bourne
I do feel a lot safer. Thanks Smalls.
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes.
Even giraffe’s? 
Cankles-McJeggings Ah! I didn’t realise you had such a small penis. As you where.
Especially giraffes Derm, even the ones in tight-fitting t-shirts.
It’s like my claw hammer, amps. It’s not how big it is, it’s how hard I knock it in.
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Oh and those nawty little shorts. 
There is another strange trend I’ve noticed. People in the pub, alone, on their laptop, in the middle of the day. There are a few pubs on the main street in Chester that have big windows on the front. Noticed this phenomenon a few times as I walked past, this was like 2-3 in the afternoon.
Have these sorts of people just swapped Starbucks for Wetherspoons, and spend the afternoon getting belted while making annoyingly loud phone calls?
It can’t have just been someone getting the laptop out while waiting for their mate to arrive, I have seen too many for this not to be some bizarre trend.
Must say, I respect Dave’s boomer pub culture etiquette.
rhouses Must say, I respect Dave’s boomer pub culture etiquette.
To be honest, I’d rather pubs did attract more business, if it keeps the lights on. Too many pubs closing in the UK in recent years.
You can put your fucking laptops away when I get in there at 7pm though, otherwise your Dell is going in the fucking plant pot along with the unwanted shots.