Thickets on the road thread

Along_the_Wire

Imagine cycling at speed around these cunts.

All you need to see is the average motorway service station - that is the driver/population at large. Awful.

benson

Along_the_Wire Watford gap last night at 0030. Stank of dope. The whole way through

ArchimedesQ

ScottBailey Scott, you regularly put your scooter in a ditch because you think it’s ok to drive a motor vehicle after drinking 12 pints of wife beater - your input here is irrelevant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mad_Cyril

ArchimedesQ
I think you need to elaborate Pete!!

whatever

benson

You get overtaken and some twat pulls in front of you in lane 1 and then slows right down. You overtake them at 70 and they burn off again.

Yep, no one can overtake me and I always need to be in front syndrome.

Wally

Doing the school run is always an interesting one. There’s a really thin country lane should be a one way. Saves about 3 mins off a journey at max. It’s got a sign saying ‘no wide vehicles’ and it’s not kidding. Still doesn’t stop an array of cunts from driving up it. Usual school run mums in thier panzer tanks, tesco / asda food vans and even an artic lorry once. Absolute cunts forcing the entire lane of traffic up onto the pavement for a mile either with a sheepish ‘eeeh aint I a cheeky scamp?’ or worse just a total failure to even acknowlege the chaos they are causing. Absolute whoppers the lot of them.

Dry-Tinder

gcw

No, the people that have this obsession with getting back to the left hand lane are the most entertaining on the road. They seem to be obsessed with it, but have no problem driving over the speed limit, veering across the carriageway, cutting in front of people with this self righteous obsession that they’re doing the right thing. They ignore that people should move into the middle lane at entrances and exits to motorways, or that you can overtake more than one vehicle at a time and veering in front of people isn’t returning to the lane when it is safe to do so. What’s even worse is when they think that they should force people driving at the speed limit into a slower lane because of their desire to drive over the speed limit. Anyone that has done any advanced driver training, even police driver training will know that they tell you to drive in the middle lane when there is no traffic on the road and move to the left only when a faster vehicle is coming up behind and overtaking. That doesn’t apply to bellends driving at 100 mph, flashing their lights or tailgating.

bosstrabs

Dry-Tinder Also see my first point. Left lane obsession is not always considerate driving. When I’m approaching a motorway junction I’m in the middle lane (people turning off in the left) and I fucking stay in the middle lane until a line of cars have safely joined.

Along_the_Wire

Dry-Tinder how do you drive when you’ve got a neighbours’ pet in the boot?

Smallman1

gcw I fear I am guilty of the middle lane thing on motorways. The first lane is too slow, the fast lane full of cars doing 80mph plus, so the middle lane just feels right.

Hernan fan gcw?

gcw

Smallman1 LOl I dont mind Hernan in small doses. Maybe you’ve found a link between South American prog by numbers and motorway renegades smallman!

Dry-Tinder

Dubman Unlike veering across the carnage way at high speed, tailgating, or forcing people in between cars that were travelling at the legal speed limit and maintaining a safe stopping distance.

Smallman1

Millsy I was on the A530 between Nantwich and Crewe last week and got cut up by a Jeep being driven at high speed on the wrong side of the road. The driver was an angry looking chap in a vest sat beside his equally angry looking other half. There were two children in the back who were both crying. All I heard the driver shout was ‘get put of my way you flaming galaa!’ but in an estuaries accent, which I found rather bizarre. He looked really cold.

Lol!

Smallman1

benson You get overtaken and some twat pulls in front of you in lane 1 and then slows right down. You overtake them at 70 and they burn off again. And hills. Jesus, as a regular M40 driver, going up the hill at Lewknor people seem unable to keep their speed up. Lorries fair enough, but twats in a car who just hold their foot at point x on the accelerator and then suddenly slow in lane 3.

One of the great paragraphs in message board history.

benson

Smallman1 I know. I’m having a bad week, Lets keep the assist marker ln the spreadsheet and chalk that one up to experience. I’ll save you lot the cycle cam footage of cunts on the roads

alistair

What a thread. Marvellous.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs Left lane obsession

A good description.

As a general principle, good.
As an obsession, not so good.

-si-

Red light creepers are an absolute melt! The type of fucking child molester who can’t sit still at a red light and wait the full ten seconds that it takes to change, this cunt creeps forward continiously until they are almost blocking the traffic who’s light is actually green and are trying to pass. I often wonder how much quicker their journey is compared to mine, as i try to claw back the entire 90cm gap they’ve created by creeping…

Dry-Tinder

Along_the_Wire

Nice and relaxed, because you know that cunt isn’t coming back. You can now enjoy a summer barbecue and mow the lawn without having to do a poop scoop.

Amps

I think there is a level of expectation with this one, in that I expect people to drive like cunts, and as such I’m more accepting of it, and also, I appreciate that spacial awareness isn’t everyone’s strong suit. But peoples inability to park makes me want to kill. The fuckin space is marked out for you, they’ve literally drawn lines for you, it couldn’t be any easier. As ever, it’s the tiny penis crew in their twat panzers that are the worst for it.

Millsy

Amps I’m sure you can park your Fiat 500 with ease, Amps. Us Panzer owners need an assortment of cameras and sensors to take up two spaces and a trolley store.

Amps

Millsy trolley store

Trolley on Range Rover paint work is a sweet, sweet sound!

Mad_Cyril

Millsy I’m sure you can park your Fiat 500 with ease, Amps

Baby blue?

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