The Archbishop of Banterbury (a blacked up John Terry) places a crown of recycled door bells on King Smallman’s head.
Dixon plays the ITV champions league theme tune. He’s attempted to remove the Gasprom and Continental tyres sponsorship voiceover but it’s still audible.
Quiche without any fucking cheese. Darren’s feeble attempt at Latin. Dads split his hot chocolate over Mr Blobby.
The entire thing is a farce.
