Play it cool, mono. Play it cool

Falls through opening in bar

Whoever it is, Derms will sniff him out with the claw hammer

The thing I like about Dermo he wants the best ones, but he don’t ask questions.

Tomlinson defo nonce material.

Check his hard drive.

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    I’d like to see Dermo subject Flares to a stairwell noncebashing, leaving him quadra-spazzed and on a lifeglug.

    Is flares a suspect noncer? The hammer always brings out the truth. Albeit often too late most of the time but hey ho.

    #thehammerdontlie

      Cankles-McJeggings Is flares a suspect noncer?

      There’s no doubt in my mind. The problem for Flares is that a 9 year old could kick the living fuck out of the pitiful cunt.

        bosstrabs Tomlinson

        Top bloke, great leffty, I used to work with his daughter, no comment on his hard drive.

            Amps Someone got me his autobiography for Christmas once - it’s so toe-curling bad, I challenge anyone to read the whole thing. I actually don’t like him as a result - he honestly thinks he’s god’s gift to the world.

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