I’d like to see Dermo subject Flares to a stairwell noncebashing, leaving him quadra-spazzed and on a lifeglug.

Is flares a suspect noncer? The hammer always brings out the truth. Albeit often too late most of the time but hey ho.

#thehammerdontlie

    Cankles-McJeggings Is flares a suspect noncer?

    There’s no doubt in my mind. The problem for Flares is that a 9 year old could kick the living fuck out of the pitiful cunt.

      bosstrabs Tomlinson

      Top bloke, great leffty, I used to work with his daughter, no comment on his hard drive.

          Amps Someone got me his autobiography for Christmas once - it’s so toe-curling bad, I challenge anyone to read the whole thing. I actually don’t like him as a result - he honestly thinks he’s god’s gift to the world.

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              Lol. Reading page after page filled with white hot hate for the cunt. Throwing up after each chapter but determined to finish it all. Fewmin at breakfast about the sheer audacity of the man and taking it all out on your loved ones. The last page can’t come soon enough, but at last it does in the early hours of a crisp autumn morning. Placing the book down on your bedside table you mouth the word ‘wanker’ to no one in particular and proceed to have the best night’s sleep you’ve had in months.

                Along_the_Wire is there any reason why you’re not naming him?!

                Absolutely none!

                And just for the record I was definitely not round there sucking him off.

                  bosstrabs George Alagiah

                  His eldest son was in a number of my classes at secondary school and his youngest was a couple of years below; they’re a good family. He’s also been battling cancer for years. He doesn’t deserve having his name dragged in to this thread.

                    mono-stereo Apparntly said star is quite litigious so not gonna name him here

                    Really? Don`t think anyone knows about this forum apart from us posters.

                        strummer I dunno. This site was used in one of those Google q&a dropdowns for something amusingly dodgy. I might still have the screenshot somewhere.

                          ITV and his agent are “shocked”. Pull the other one.