Yes, it’s that time again when Dave Bosstrabs in the market for a rude new pair of trainers.

Big tings agwan at dooz mandem fram Nike.

Help mi choose sum weighty creps.

Max 95

ACG Mountain Fly

Air Max 1 PRM

Max 95

Max 97

Max 97

Air Max 1 ’86

Max 95

Max 97 PRM

    Fuck are those 2nd pair? Load of shite that fat boy dim, rhouse would ‘rock’.

    Shirley it’s the watermelon Air Max 1 ’86s all day long? They’ll pair up lovely with a pastel Ellesse tracky?

    Also please feel free to suggest a pair from Nike’s current range.

      Adidas can fuck off, shit trabs with their three stripes on everything, make you look like a washed up 50 year old wannabe casual who has a restraining order from his ex-missus.

        Prefer the mountainfly 2s over the 1s. And the hemp crepe air max 1 are already in rhouses collection, I’m ok with twinsies tbf.

        bosstrabs I think the woven mesh upper on those current 95s looks cheap.
        The Air Max 1 PRM looks like the inside of a granny’s bathroom.
        The Mountain Flys look like they were made by accident.
        The colour scheme on the 97 PRMs are headache inducing.

        By process of elimination that leaves the first two 97s, or the 86s as the least offensive.

        There are some retro Made in England New Balance 576s that just released. Supple pig skin and lovely suede, my vote goes to that.

        Lol @ rhouses going for the most mouthwatering pair of trabs.

        • Dan replied to this.

          bosstrabs Air Max 1 PRM

          The perfect shoe for taking the wife to Arnold Clark Vauxhall to show her that Insignia Saloon 2.0 CDTi SRi you’re after.

            zackster Pig skin…. He’ll probably nibble on them until they resemble sandals.

            The gentlemen will have the supple pig skin nu balances and a bib

            bosstrabs Adidas can fuck off, shit trabs with their three stripes on everything, make you look like a washed up 50 year old wannabe casual who has a restraining order from his ex-missus

            Bog filla loved Adidas.