Yes, it’s that time again when Dave Bosstrabs in the market for a rude new pair of trainers.
Big tings agwan at dooz mandem fram Nike.
Help mi choose sum weighty creps.
Max 95
ACG Mountain Fly
Air Max 1 PRM
Max 95
Max 97
Max 97
Air Max 1 ’86
Max 95
Max 97 PRM
Fuck are those 2nd pair? Load of shite that fat boy dim, rhouse would ‘rock’.
Shirley it’s the watermelon Air Max 1 ’86s all day long? They’ll pair up lovely with a pastel Ellesse tracky?
Also please feel free to suggest a pair from Nike’s current range.
Adidas can fuck off, shit trabs with their three stripes on everything, make you look like a washed up 50 year old wannabe casual who has a restraining order from his ex-missus.
Prefer the mountainfly 2s over the 1s. And the hemp crepe air max 1 are already in rhouses collection, I’m ok with twinsies tbf.
bosstrabs I think the woven mesh upper on those current 95s looks cheap.
The Air Max 1 PRM looks like the inside of a granny’s bathroom.
The Mountain Flys look like they were made by accident.
The colour scheme on the 97 PRMs are headache inducing.
By process of elimination that leaves the first two 97s, or the 86s as the least offensive.
There are some retro Made in England New Balance 576s that just released. Supple pig skin and lovely suede, my vote goes to that.
Lol @ rhouses going for the most mouthwatering pair of trabs.
bosstrabs Air Max 1 PRM
The perfect shoe for taking the wife to Arnold Clark Vauxhall to show her that Insignia Saloon 2.0 CDTi SRi you’re after.
mono-stereo look like bad golf shoes
mono-stereo lol. Followed by some sort of family suicide
Whilst listening to Cliff
The gentlemen will have the supple pig skin nu balances and a bib
bosstrabs Adidas can fuck off, shit trabs with their three stripes on everything, make you look like a washed up 50 year old wannabe casual who has a restraining order from his ex-missus
Bog filla loved Adidas.
The word ‘vom’ in the name gives you a clue.
Not even wrecking my thread with those monstrosities.
Guarantee rhouses has some Thai slag underneath him squashing the life out of her as he smudges his 2 inch weiner against for a life changing 2 minutes.
Vomero 5 are like a hi tec homage by nike. Utter shite. Really tasteless, remward shite.
Dave can i ask a question? Do wear trabbs on a night out?
seanc80 It’s a reasonable question.
Yes, I do. As mentioned before, I am known as ‘Tracky Dave’ in my Beijing local, to distinguish me from the other 4 or 5 Brits, Irish and Australians inevitably called ‘Dave’.
Last week it was 41 degrees here - t-shirt, shorts, trabs or sliders is totally acceptable in the summer to go to the pub or to a club like Dada or Lantern (Beijing’s best house and techno clubs respectively) because they are absolute sweatboxes.
When it gets to October, I might wear some more autumnal colours like a nice dark green shirt with some jeans and some trabs in a less visually abusive colourway.
I get ya. Fair enough.
Cankles-McJeggings Just partaking in my first ever legal weed sessions in Asia. Brings a tear to my eye each and every time I spark one in the outdoor hotel cafe, with a chilled Thai iced tea.
Into the weeds we go!
hugopal The 86s
The one Dave showed are golf shoes, quite liked them myself to be honest.
The only scenario where those Air Max ‘86 are acceptable is if Dave finds himself in Miami and is in one of those birdcage style erotic gay clubs.
Not sure what’s more embarrassing. Being absolutely destroyed by Hugo, or buying shoes from a company famous for their use of child labour and sweatshops.
Child labor is now legal in many US States which hopefully means that our manufacturing industry is coming back!
