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Heno it’s like drinking fizzy perfume.

I know it’s great isn’t it!

Along_the_Wire Yeh, I loved this stuff too, as did my girlfriend at the time. Had to ban her from drinking it though as she would end up doing crazy stuff like climbing in bins and talking to people just using the word cunt, but with varied intonation. This was a normally very conservative woman.

    Is that because she’s constantly calling you one?

    OLB’s in the house!

    Some ciders are great, the run of the mill shite you get in pubs is utter gash

    Shout out to Paul Perry. He’d drink so much strongbow in one session that he’d eventually lose control of his bowels and shit himself.

      Was on the mixed berry cider at Raver Tots in Margs yesterday.

      Cheers!

      Did all the kids assume you were there to do balloon animals on account of your comedy trabbs, laces and teeny bopper garment choices?

        Here’s a sausage dog, Cheers! Natch!

        Millsy Did all the kids assume you were there to do balloon animals on account of your comedy trabbs, laces and teeny bopper garment choices?

        I was comfortably the most bang on person there.

        And if I’m being brutally honest, the best looking one too!

          At this lovely children’s afternoon out, how bang on was the nearest person in soundness to you, Ed?

            Smallman1 And if I’m being brutally honest, the best looking one too!

            So as well as being a single mum and listening to Artful Dodger, your missus is also horrendously ugly?

            Sure sounds like you’ve found a keeper there Edwand.