My eleven year old son referred to “peanut butter and jam” as “peanut butter and jelly”.

I very nearly disowned him and booted out of my house.

In this order: bread, mayo, ham, lettuce, onion, the small Branston pickle, bread.

Winner.

    Onion should only be incorporated on a sarnie if you want everyone to hate you.

    Little artisan shop beside my house does an amazing Turkey, Brie, cranberry & rocket sandwich on one of those pointy french baguettes. Never get sick of them.

    Big fav of mine that one too Sean but sans the rocket.
    My fav back home for years was turkey and bacon with french mustard. Fucking A.

    Am not surprised by the reaction 😂. You shouldn’t knock it until you’ve tried it though

    Mad_Cyril Had a mate who was down on the quids living in a bedsit with only a toaster to cook with and he used to put raw chicken breasts in it. Now that’s psycho

      RichM Made a nice spaghetti bolognaise sarnie yesterday on cheap white bread.

      Fucking LOL!

        Someone make a note on the spreadsheet: Blain - Sandwich weirdigan who hangs around with undesirables.

          Grated mature cheddar and smooth peanut butter on crusty bread, with lots of butter - My work here is done

          Amps Bit harsh for man who was down on his luck at the time. He’s doing splendidly now (It’s not Mathieu really)

            Jules72 never been to that place and only round the corner from my work, so will be giving that a go soon

              Smallman1 I do like that place but can be fucking messy if too much gravy