To this day, I can still never get my head around clubbing merch. I’ve got some original GU tees, which are ok. I suppose if you had a Northern Exposure Tour T-shirt from 1996, it’s cool, but all of that Ground Under and B Original stuff is wank, and don’t get me started on Bedrock baseball caps. caps are for wankers. GU, Bedrock, Sasha, they all jumped on it though
My Sasha beach towel us a real head turner
What amazes me though is how excited people get about it, Oh err John’s got a Twilo lampshade, I have to have one to put on the shrine.
Dry-Tinder
Lol
Dry-Tinder
Was going to get uncle J tattooed on my calf. Unfortunately, when he pumped his fizzog full of cortisone the price rocketed.
Mad_Cyril
If you got one of Uncle John, on one arm and Nick Muir on the the other, loads of people would ask about your Bagpuss and Jeremy Clarkson tattoos.
I bet some cunt has got Sasha GU 13 tattooed somewhere. Ed?
Dry-Tinder If you got one of Uncle John, on one arm and Nick Muir on the the other
Calves only DT, I’m not an animal ffs
I’m quite partial to a bit of Bedrock pottery myself. I will pay top dollar for a full set of these collectors items
Dry-Tinder
Look pricey, happy to go all in on a timeshare with you
SimonR levels of sycophancy.
T - 1 week
But John’s thinking. Fuck look at this nutter.
Didn’t John get a restraining order against some melter lass that was in the DJ booth saying she was his Mrs or something? She’s probs the special guest.
Probably writes letters to Uncle John…. written in his own blood.
Loon.
The next T shirt will have this photo of him standing next to Digweed wearing a T-shirt of a picture of him standing next to Digweed. Like a tunnelling effect
