Homegrove Amazing quote from him: Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

    Millsy I’m picturing some sort of ‘The Warriors’ ensemble. Burgundy leathers with Hannu style back patches saying ‘Cafe Del Crew’. Driving around the place in a blacked out limo with chandeliers on the front. Calling everyone ‘jive turkeys’ because they haven’t heard Smokebelch II.

    Prose like this is why we could be mates in real life. 😆

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      Amps He was sacked by the BBC in 1988 after tabloid revelations about cocaine and call girls.’

      What a man! And a sports presenter to boot. A proper way to get sacked from your job. None of this posting an offensive tweet shit. Straight in, lines chopped up on the bedside and two latina hookers bouncing all over him. Cap doffed, frank. God speed…

      • Dan replied to this.

          What’s wrong with having sex with hoes and a bit of sniff? Different times.

            Can’t argue with him being sacked for bringing the good name of the BBC into disrepute. The women were old enough to have sex for a start

            -si- Amazed he could raise it! Prob looked like an acorn on a bed of candyfloss after all that packet.

            • -si- replied to this.

                Sharing the BBC couch with a prime Selena Scott in a variety of short skirts would have given him the horn no doubt

                Dan

                Like pushing strawberry laces through a letter box!

                  Smallman1 Balls! Up there with Keith Harris and and Bob Carolgees in the pantheon of great comedians.

                    Gutted. Nobby was a good mate of my wife’s uncle and once told me that I was a much better Mick Jagger impersonator at dancing than the owner of a local sex shop in Manchester was at her uncle’s 60th party.

                    RIP Nobby