Hursty “Business Development Director” - so Ed doesn’t really do any of the so-called “transforming”, he just schmoozes his school chums?
Ed transforms two things:
1) Business 2) Hearts
Millsy Either that or breaks both.
Millsy Ed transforms two things: 1) Business 2) Hearts
Millsy Ed transforms two things:
3) Pieces of string into laces.
Arguably.
Ed also transforms ill-gotten family income generated from exploiting naive young female artists into overpriced Chels season tickets and hot choc.
Change of job title incoming.
BANTSness Development Director.
Smallman1 Get a standard business card (front side), then on the back just have this image…
bosstrabs
Oi! That’s trademarked, dave, you animal!
Ed ‘Dropping the business and BANTER bombs’ Smallman.
Keep Calm and BANTER ON
Millsy Any of these with ‘BANTS’ replacing ‘Prosecco’
Would pay good money for a Tshirt with ‘Bantz made me do it’ on the front.
Millsy ‘Bantz made me do it’ on the front.
With a picture of me beneath it.
Absolutely winning.
Millsy Would pay good money for a Tshirt with ‘Bantz made me do it’ on the front.
I would for a “Save Water: BANTZ”
Might have ‘BANTS is always a good idea’.
When lockdown is finished, I’m going to go and have BANTS with everyone I meet.
UnderBANTS
Old-Dutch
Lol!
As in, “Ed was in some form today, he was non-stop jokes and japes from 9am, I think I did a laugh wee in my underbants!”
Smallman underBants?
Old-Dutch Spongebob Squarebants might take offense to that.
Happy to ledge the underBANTS Dutchy.
jonattonyeah ewww…..you’ve ruined zach for me. Thanks.
