Truss (general uk sucks thread)
Lol. When will the madness end?
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If you watch narcos you will see a similar level of control over the borders and the government. Tayto are basically Miguel angel felix gallardo. The cali cartel (walkers) aren’t getting their merchandise into the country. Heard walkers tried to force their way through last week but tayto were ready and salted them at the border!
Word on the street is that Sam Spuds are going to make a move on Mr Tayto
Si’s bants is definitely improving. 2021 is looking up!
I can’t take all of the credit, just most of it!
Those Zoom classes with OLB are definitely paying off.
OLB’s mind-mapping on the whiteboard of ‘how to bants’ etc.
I can thoroughly recommend OLB’s ‘Ignoring multiple reges through the power of misplaced and wearisome self-confidence’ session. Life changing.
The OLB Biz Tranz session really helped with my line item realignments, I mean, like, It fundamentally changed the way I think about business operations.
He’s nailed the online game to be fair. Introduction of e-gift vouchers have been a tranzformative game-changer.
I’m assured by ‘his people’ that yours were posted yesterday 
Who are you talking about? OLB with his rhythmically hypnotic bants or Si with his warm, inclusive, clubbable bants?
I would say OLB is also clubbable
OLB’s bants are relentless and rhythmically hypnotic, pushing all doubt aside, a vortex of bants - the banta equivalent of a 7-hour Digweed set.
Relentlessly pummelling us with arroga-bantz until we are all as one in his vortex and for one, brief, singularity we believe his looks are indeed ‘chocolate box’…only for him to reg, trainwreck and for us all to realise, like Sebastian Fontaine, he’s pissed himself again.
LOLz
Smallsy is the muppetmaster….. and we are his muppets
Si, the big daft, bounding terrier of bants, desperate to please, hoping to be loved, yet excitable and quick to turn when he feels his affectionate, homely bants are being spurned.