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Smallman, what’s it like being the biggest fucknuckle to ever walk on God’s earth?

Including even the bloke who got set in lava masturbating when Vesuvius spewed?

  • Amps replied to this.

    bosstrabs Including even the bloke who got set in lava masturbating when Vesuvius spewed?

    Utterly wild point of reference, nice work.

      They’re not committing to London going in tier 3 yet. Tenderhooks

        Along_the_Wire I would be surprised if they do. Far too many rich, influential cunts live there and it would ruin their tea party.

          I’ve got a Christmas pod organised at The Berkeley on Saturday week so hope we don’t go into tier 3.

          Smallman1 Our version of The Voice, non of this spinning chair crap, if you’re shit we just tip you on your head.

            Someone on 5Live has just described British lorry drivers as ‘the best in the world’. How much experience of other lorry drivers worldwide does she have experience of?

              Amps To be fair you do see a lot of foreign plates on UK motorways nowadays. Although there won’t be for much longer.

              The Poles are absolute cunts, probably hammered, whipping their juggernauts into Lane 2 right in front of you so they can overtake a Stobart as though you’re not there, while the Germans and any Norbert Dentressangles are consistently alright.

                  bosstrabs I was thinking that myself, and I do a fair bit of motorway driving, but I’m not really having it, in my experience they are all as bad or as good as each other.

                    Good: A well-trained Norbert Dentressangle
                    Bad: A Pole who’s absolutely spangle-dangled
                    (Smallman terminology)

                    Amps
                    I’d think the Germans might be at the top.

                    Though I haven’t snagged as many as her by the sounds of it

                      bosstrabs The Poles are absolute cunts,

                      Have a fantastic, zero fucks, approach to roundabout protocols too

                        Remember folks, we hold all the cards and this is the easiest trade deal in history.

                          mono-stereo the EU’s first priority has always been to make sure no other country dares leave the club again

                            I used to commute on the A34 which was particularly bad for lorries aggressively tailgating. Literally on your bumper. Cunts.

                            I recall one horrible accident I was stuck behind when a young family where crushed while queuing at a junction after a lorry smacked into them at full speed. Turned out the driver was watching his phone, probably wanking.