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  • Truss (general uk sucks thread)

Smallman1 we won’t be back.

I wouldn’t count on that.

    Loving Farage now blaming the Tories for Brexit being a bit shit. Expect that sort of thing for the next decade at least while we are all paying £30 for a bottle of Black Tower while holidaying in Skegness.

    Nige is going to have a dreadful Xmas if a reasonable deal is agreed for brexit, on top of his buddy don getting fucked out of the white House.

    I’M PURPLE WITH RAGE IN MY GAMMONY FACE

    Putting the great back into britain, hopefully!

    Putting the IAN back in BRITIAN

    Deal sorted then?

    Amps

    Is that dermo doing the school run?

      Looks like that twat off bake off. Matt Lucas

      Along_the_Wire Is that gen?

      I thought that if anything areas would go up not down a tier next week and London has seen rising rates.

      Tier 3 is tough for those businesses affected.

          Hursty Tier 3 is bad. Announced next Wednesday and implemented on the Saturday.

            Like people in London could find a club to go out to that hasn’t been turned into apartments anyway LOL

            Dave proving yet again that he is hideously out of touch with anything remotely contemporary.

            Smallman, what’s it like being the biggest fucknuckle to ever walk on God’s earth?

            Including even the bloke who got set in lava masturbating when Vesuvius spewed?

            • Amps replied to this.

              bosstrabs Including even the bloke who got set in lava masturbating when Vesuvius spewed?

              Utterly wild point of reference, nice work.

                They’re not committing to London going in tier 3 yet. Tenderhooks

                  Along_the_Wire I would be surprised if they do. Far too many rich, influential cunts live there and it would ruin their tea party.

                    I’ve got a Christmas pod organised at The Berkeley on Saturday week so hope we don’t go into tier 3.

                    Smallman1 Our version of The Voice, non of this spinning chair crap, if you’re shit we just tip you on your head.

                      Someone on 5Live has just described British lorry drivers as ‘the best in the world’. How much experience of other lorry drivers worldwide does she have experience of?

                        Amps To be fair you do see a lot of foreign plates on UK motorways nowadays. Although there won’t be for much longer.

                        The Poles are absolute cunts, probably hammered, whipping their juggernauts into Lane 2 right in front of you so they can overtake a Stobart as though you’re not there, while the Germans and any Norbert Dentressangles are consistently alright.

                            bosstrabs I was thinking that myself, and I do a fair bit of motorway driving, but I’m not really having it, in my experience they are all as bad or as good as each other.

                              Good: A well-trained Norbert Dentressangle
                              Bad: A Pole who’s absolutely spangle-dangled
                              (Smallman terminology)

                              Amps
                              I’d think the Germans might be at the top.

                              Though I haven’t snagged as many as her by the sounds of it

                                bosstrabs The Poles are absolute cunts,

                                Have a fantastic, zero fucks, approach to roundabout protocols too

                                  Remember folks, we hold all the cards and this is the easiest trade deal in history.

                                    mono-stereo the EU’s first priority has always been to make sure no other country dares leave the club again