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  • Truss (general uk sucks thread)

Cant wait to start exporting my artisan chutneys

C_J keep looking after No.1 CJ!

    @Amps bro, we both want to look after the less fortunate among us. Where we diverge is how best to achieve this.

    I have some seriously rich friends. I’d sooner give money away than buy a new Aston every year or spend eight grand on a bottle of whisky for a laugh, that stuff turns my stomach. But I’m fucked if I’m going to bankroll the ultra corrupt EU another minute.

    • Amps replied to this.

      Smallman1 personally I love many European products. But somebody should tariff the fuck out of their bants.

        Gruyere, Parmesan, Lemons, Olives, their vino….. that’s about it for me.

        C_J Gonna be plenty of poor people outside of London very soon, I’m sure we will happily accept your charity.

          Most of the people outside London were already poor mate. Maybe now we can actually do something about changing that. I sincerely hope so.

          • Amps replied to this.

            C_J Maybe now we can actually do something about changing that. I sincerely hope so.

            Lol, are you on crack?

              Lol! Yeah that will happen fo sho

              So young and pretty, yet so cynical.

              who hurt you, guys?

              • Amps replied to this.

                Let’s hug it out yeah?

                Millsy was just hammered by a Si- Smallman double- pronged attack, brutal it was . No wonder he’s feeling a bit demoralised.

                • Amps replied to this.

                  bosstrabs Si- Smallman double- pronged attack, brutal

                  Sounds like something you would find on Grinder… not that I’d know.

                    C_J who hurt you, guys?

                    Tory rule.

                      I can’t think of one foreign product that isn’t bettered in Britain.

                        Smallman1 All the persians you’ve wrestled down that neck of yours? I doubt any of them where manufactured here. British bangers defo aren’t best! Yorkshire gak? No thanks. Cornish ket? S to the werve. Derbyshire dank? Fuck all that noise.

                          German bants is pretty bad but it’s actually better than Aussie bants (requires an l Q of < 90 to appreciate) or Canadian bants (just moaning about everything) or African bants (massacring another village lulz) for those turned on by the Anglo commonwealth idea

                          • Amps replied to this.

                            bosstrabs Used to work with a couple of German lads, boss bants, loved a Hitler joke too. One of them spent a lot of time in a towel, but other than that, all good.

                                Amps One of them spent a lot of time in a towel

                                Eh? Can’t even second guess an autocorrect alternative

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                                    One good thing about leaving the EU, at least we’ll never have to put up with DaviddeGea1’s bants on here again.

                                    Must be a pretty dark feeling, knowing you’ve backed the other lot when the home side has romped home to victory.

                                    Imma finish up with a couple from ETC

                                      @discodroid

                                      Cheers Femi,

                                      After reading your dog bowl sloppy seconds EU cuckold credo over the past 4 years, Today is like submerging my face in the plasma pool of Gods aqua and botanical flowers.

                                      #BrexitDeal

                                      C_J Must be a pretty dark feeling, knowing you’ve backed the other lot when the home side has romped home to victory.

                                      Not really. This is not like supporting a football team.

                                      You cast your vote for what you believe is best for you, your wider family, then beyond that your community and your country.

                                      If the majority thinks otherwise, then that’s that. I still think it’s the wrong path for the United Kingdom to go down.

                                        @discodroid

                                        Ambrosial watching these Guardian culturati shocktroopers on the sky news sofa absorbing the brexit deal.

                                        They look like a motile dog turd steaming in the gutter with a Benson & Hedges dog end snout stubbed out on it, has beeen displayed before them in a cloche.

                                        #BrexitDeal

                                        @discodroid

                                        #RejoinEU , I’d rather have an unlubed ker-plunk stick dropped down my japs eye.

                                        Homegrove What a fucking cunt you are CJ.

                                        What surprises me most is all the Brexiters I know are still ABSOLUTELY FEWMIN about something or other, life in general, I don’t know?

                                        And they’ll still be absolutely FEWMIN about something or other long after we’ve left the EU.

                                            Homegrove that’s not the sort of comment an intelligent person would make. Especially without providing some sort of justification.

                                                bosstrabs The many compromises that had to be made to get a deal, I’d imagine?

                                                FEWMIN that they can still come over here and take our fish etc etc.

                                                All down to Johnny EU Foreigner not playing fair…