Cankles-McJeggings Cunt spent 3k on a drinks trolley with taxpayers money and 500 quid on a fucking table cloth. I haven’t seen anyone take the piss this much since Ed and loopy scarpered with everyone’s charity money.
alistair C_J I can. As defence sec and a good one at that, you made a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why he stayed put.
zackster Seeing as Boris is a US native, and you lot don’t appreciate him, I think he should move back here and run for some sort of office. A Senate run against Buttchug in Michigan would set him up nicely for a POTUS shot 2 years later.
alistair Old-Dutch if the dour, humourless Theresa May can command £100k a speech, imagine what Boris will make
whatever alistair Writing two columns, each presenting a different view in case he or the Torygraph needed to spin the story differently.
