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Dave proving yet again that he is hideously out of touch with anything remotely contemporary.

Smallman, what’s it like being the biggest fucknuckle to ever walk on God’s earth?

Including even the bloke who got set in lava masturbating when Vesuvius spewed?

  • Amps replied to this.

    bosstrabs Including even the bloke who got set in lava masturbating when Vesuvius spewed?

    Utterly wild point of reference, nice work.

      They’re not committing to London going in tier 3 yet. Tenderhooks

        Along_the_Wire I would be surprised if they do. Far too many rich, influential cunts live there and it would ruin their tea party.

          I’ve got a Christmas pod organised at The Berkeley on Saturday week so hope we don’t go into tier 3.

          Smallman1 Our version of The Voice, non of this spinning chair crap, if you’re shit we just tip you on your head.

            Someone on 5Live has just described British lorry drivers as ‘the best in the world’. How much experience of other lorry drivers worldwide does she have experience of?

              Amps To be fair you do see a lot of foreign plates on UK motorways nowadays. Although there won’t be for much longer.

              The Poles are absolute cunts, probably hammered, whipping their juggernauts into Lane 2 right in front of you so they can overtake a Stobart as though you’re not there, while the Germans and any Norbert Dentressangles are consistently alright.

                  bosstrabs I was thinking that myself, and I do a fair bit of motorway driving, but I’m not really having it, in my experience they are all as bad or as good as each other.

                    Good: A well-trained Norbert Dentressangle
                    Bad: A Pole who’s absolutely spangle-dangled
                    (Smallman terminology)

                    Amps
                    I’d think the Germans might be at the top.

                    Though I haven’t snagged as many as her by the sounds of it

                      bosstrabs The Poles are absolute cunts,

                      Have a fantastic, zero fucks, approach to roundabout protocols too

                        Remember folks, we hold all the cards and this is the easiest trade deal in history.

                          mono-stereo the EU’s first priority has always been to make sure no other country dares leave the club again

                            I used to commute on the A34 which was particularly bad for lorries aggressively tailgating. Literally on your bumper. Cunts.

                            I recall one horrible accident I was stuck behind when a young family where crushed while queuing at a junction after a lorry smacked into them at full speed. Turned out the driver was watching his phone, probably wanking.

                              mono-stereo Horrible isn’t it. The sooner automation takes over driving the better. Few years off yet though.

                              I’m currently working on the rollout of 5G in the UK, this will be the game changer to enable this scale of connectivity and bandwidth for all of the network elements.

                                  Hursty The sooner automation takes over driving the better. Few years off yet though.

                                  Absolutely. Interesting job btw, do you work for one of the carriers or the kit manufacturers?

                                      mono-stereo I’m contracting for one of the main vendors , who as you can imagine are pretty busy right now considering the governments stance on certain High Risk Vendors!

                                        No deal Brexit is now pretty much a certainty. Unlike in March, maybe now IS the time to hoard the supermarkets.

                                          Homegrove Stop scaremongering HG, i won’t be able to get any bog roll if this gets out! 😂

                                            Amps that syncs up with the idea that the real reason behind Brexit was to protect the offshore tax havens such as Jersey, Malta etc from the EU, who were implementing mechanisms to abolish the money tracks. Ironic that a large swath of knuckledraggers, who don’t even know what a tax haven is, were the catalyst for making it a reality.

                                              “Democracy is the theory that common people know what they want and deserve to get it, good and hard.”

                                              HL Mencken

                                              Along_the_Wire What a bunch of cunts the Tories are. I’m fucking raging.

                                              PROJECT FEAR, GRANT. WE WILL PROSPER MIGHTILY!

                                                We’ll smash the pandemic, get out of Europe with our sovereignty in tact, get the drawbridge up and then start listening to vintage late 90s prog.

                                                I for one, can’t wait.

                                                mono-stereo any idea how/where it got cloned?

                                                An ATM apparently.

                                                The bastards had tried to spend £50 in Gap too, they could have a least gone to Paul Smith or Billionaire Boys Club, talk about adding insult to injury.

                                                  Theresa May in the news again for breaking rules on blocking a drugs expert’s appointment and deleting sentences from a report which concluded no link between harsh laws and levels of drug abuse.

                                                  To my mind she is the worst of the lot, Bozo and Cameron included. She didn’t have the intellect to be PM.

                                                  • Amps replied to this.

                                                    Smallman1 I’m sure with the harshest of Brexit related recessions this sort of thing won’t become more prevalent.

                                                      mono-stereo To my mind she is the worst of the lot, Bozo and Cameron included. She didn’t have the intellect to be PM.

                                                      May - OGS
                                                      Boris - David Moyes
                                                      Mogg - Roy Hodgson

                                                        Prepare to be plunged into a realm of high cuntery! The country, the populace, simply another resource to be exploited and gained from.