When will Yanks realise their whole way of life is a sham and only a notch above Mexico, one notch below Canada?

Think Zacko will need some time to compile the detailed responses WE DESERVE

It’s that good in the states many people have loaded guns

LT42 LOL, you don’t get out much do you, Hugo. No sign of “Pret-a-Manger” on the list here.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g187323-zfd10647-Berlin-Sandwiches.html

Ah yes, tripadvisor, that most reliable indicator of quality.

I have actually been to 4 of the places in that top 10 though:

  • Brammibal’s sells vegan doughnuts. Don’t even think they do sandwiches?! And even if they did they’d be vegan, so immediately out.
  • Zeit für Brot does great cinammon buns, but their sandwiches have never looked particularly appealing.
  • Markthalle Neun is a food market which has more street food type stalls - not so much sandwiches for lunch, more if you want to get a bao bun in the evening.

The only place I’ve been to on there which is actually excellent for sandwiches is Mogg, which does mean pastrami and ‘reuben’ sandwiches.

There are a few other places in both the top 10 and top 20 that seem good but for things other than sandwiches. The only other one which might be worth checking out is Distrikt. But as with Mogg it’s a pricey independent place in the centre of the city. It really is slim pickings.

Looking through the list, and in the city in general, many of them are just similar unimaginative Italian-inspired salami/mozzarrella/tomato in a ciabatta or painfully crusty baguette. A lot of “trendy” places here also only offer vegetarian or vegan sandwiches; cos it’s Berlin, and also maybe it’s easier.

      Smallman1

      That really annoys me. Also egg plant and zucchini. Just fuck off alright, already. The way they say oregano too. O-ray-ga-no. Cunts.

        Derm raging at American linguistics whilst his kids talk with an Aussie accent is an interesting paradox.

        Lols says Frank Gallagher.
        You’ve heard my kids talk? They don’t, most expat kids don’t who have English parents. And even if they did Aussies still don’t mispronounce everything, it’s just an accent which is not the same as saying words completely differently like Sepo’s do as described above.
        They have better elocution than any dim sounding shameless manc anyway.

          They have heavy Scottish accents just like their pa