bosstrabs Nobody asked you Hugo. This is the Ask Dermo thread. Not the ‘Ask an Aspergers’ thread.

That’s an ironically pedantic aspie-esque comment from you there Dave.

    Just for once, don’t make a thread all about you, Hugo, you fucking conversational disaster zone.

      Dear Dermo,
      Is wanking eight times a day too much at my age?

      Yours sincerely

      Dan aka "Octotug’

        Dan Dan aka "Octotug’

        LOL

        Think you need to up your game if you want to go down in folklore 🍆💦

          bosstrabs Just for once, don’t make a thread all about you, Hugo, you fucking conversational disaster zone.

          Okay then, here’s a question for Dermo:

          Who has more sand in their vagina - you or Dave?

              Do the jeggings go in the dryer or get hung up after a wash?

              Do you wear ’that watch with ‘those’ jeggings?

              I would love it if Dermo walked us through one of his fits with a tiktok style fashion post.

              rhouses Sky is the limit for this thread. An absolute banger it’s turning into, one of my best.

                  bosstrabs De/Der/Dim

                  Nobody asked you Dave. This is the Ask Dermo thread. Not the ‘Ask an Aspergers’ thread.

                    Dermo.. plz.. which hammer to bash Smallballs melon into mush?

                    Hand hammer
                    Ball Peen hammer
                    Sledgehammer
                    Claw hammer
                    Club hammer
                    Dead blow hammer
                    Tack hammer
                    Rubber mallet
                    Framing hammer
                    Brass hammer
                    Brick hammer
                    Blocking hammer
                    Electrician hammer
                    Blacksmith hammer
                    Bushing hammer
                    Cross peen hammer
                    Cross peen pin hammer
                    Drywall hammer
                    Chasing hammer
                    Engineers hammer
                    Hatchet hammer
                    Machanic hammer
                    Planishing hammer
                    Power hammer
                    Welding hammer
                    Rock hammer
                    Straight peen hammer
                    Trim hammer
                    Soft-faced hammer
                    Rip hammer
                    Scaling hammer
                    Double peen hammer

                      Having a thread dedicated to you is the ultimate compliment. So respect Dave, especially as you were smarting so much.

                      I give it 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨 nonce hammers out of 5.

                      👍