Dear Dermo,
Is wanking eight times a day too much at my age?

Yours sincerely

Dan aka "Octotug’

    Dan Dan aka "Octotug’

    LOL

    Think you need to up your game if you want to go down in folklore 🍆💦

      bosstrabs Just for once, don’t make a thread all about you, Hugo, you fucking conversational disaster zone.

      Okay then, here’s a question for Dermo:

      Who has more sand in their vagina - you or Dave?

          Do the jeggings go in the dryer or get hung up after a wash?

          Do you wear ’that watch with ‘those’ jeggings?

          I would love it if Dermo walked us through one of his fits with a tiktok style fashion post.

          rhouses Sky is the limit for this thread. An absolute banger it’s turning into, one of my best.

              bosstrabs De/Der/Dim

              Nobody asked you Dave. This is the Ask Dermo thread. Not the ‘Ask an Aspergers’ thread.

                Dermo.. plz.. which hammer to bash Smallballs melon into mush?

                Hand hammer
                Ball Peen hammer
                Sledgehammer
                Claw hammer
                Club hammer
                Dead blow hammer
                Tack hammer
                Rubber mallet
                Framing hammer
                Brass hammer
                Brick hammer
                Blocking hammer
                Electrician hammer
                Blacksmith hammer
                Bushing hammer
                Cross peen hammer
                Cross peen pin hammer
                Drywall hammer
                Chasing hammer
                Engineers hammer
                Hatchet hammer
                Machanic hammer
                Planishing hammer
                Power hammer
                Welding hammer
                Rock hammer
                Straight peen hammer
                Trim hammer
                Soft-faced hammer
                Rip hammer
                Scaling hammer
                Double peen hammer

                  Having a thread dedicated to you is the ultimate compliment. So respect Dave, especially as you were smarting so much.

                  I give it 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨 nonce hammers out of 5.

                  👍

                  hugopal Okay then, here’s a question for Dermo:

                  Who has more sand in their vagina - you or Dave?

                  😆 I’d say the fact this thread was started is all the info you need. But well spotted either way. This is Dave’s way of saying ‘im hurting right now’. Or ‘weak sauce’ as rhouses would say.

                    Dermo, what was your Crisis PM to the Mods all about?