Ask Dermo

hugopal

bosstrabs Just for once, don’t make a thread all about you, Hugo, you fucking conversational disaster zone.

Okay then, here’s a question for Dermo:

Who has more sand in their vagina - you or Dave?

Cankles-McJeggings

hugopal Okay then, here’s a question for Dermo:

Who has more sand in their vagina - you or Dave?

😆 I’d say the fact this thread was started is all the info you need. But well spotted either way. This is Dave’s way of saying ‘im hurting right now’. Or ‘weak sauce’ as rhouses would say.

zackster

Do the jeggings go in the dryer or get hung up after a wash?

whatever

What pronouns do your prefer?

bosstrabs

whatever De/Der/Dim

hugopal

bosstrabs De/Der/Dim

Nobody asked you Dave. This is the Ask Dermo thread. Not the ‘Ask an Aspergers’ thread.

Smallman1

Do you wear ’that watch with ‘those’ jeggings?

zackster

I would love it if Dermo walked us through one of his fits with a tiktok style fashion post.

rhouses

Dan Sky is the limit.

bosstrabs

rhouses Sky is the limit for this thread. An absolute banger it’s turning into, one of my best.

zackster

bosstrabs you’ve needed this. Am thrilled for you!

Morty-C-137

Dermo.. plz.. which hammer to bash Smallballs melon into mush?

Hand hammer
Ball Peen hammer
Sledgehammer
Claw hammer
Club hammer
Dead blow hammer
Tack hammer
Rubber mallet
Framing hammer
Brass hammer
Brick hammer
Blocking hammer
Electrician hammer
Blacksmith hammer
Bushing hammer
Cross peen hammer
Cross peen pin hammer
Drywall hammer
Chasing hammer
Engineers hammer
Hatchet hammer
Machanic hammer
Planishing hammer
Power hammer
Welding hammer
Rock hammer
Straight peen hammer
Trim hammer
Soft-faced hammer
Rip hammer
Scaling hammer
Double peen hammer

zackster

Morty-C-137 Ball Peen hammer

I know its not ask zack, but this is the correct choice imo

Dubman

No Toffee Hammer…. Amateur

Mad_Cyril

Dubman
LOL, precision over power!

Mad_Cyril

zackster

Cankles-McJeggings

Having a thread dedicated to you is the ultimate compliment. So respect Dave, especially as you were smarting so much.

I give it 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨 nonce hammers out of 5.

👍

bosstrabs

Dermo, what was your Crisis PM to the Mods all about?

Cankles-McJeggings

Haha you really are in a pickle aren’t you, pedo dave? God help the next minor you unleash on.

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