Dispatches tonigh

Millsy

Hugo’s dad is a confirmed beast. Figures.

Go get the hammer Derms.

Cankles-McJeggings

Millsy Hugo’s dad is a confirmed beast. Figures.

Go get the hammer Derms.

☎️ 🔨🔨

Along_the_Wire

Millsy Go get the hammer Derms.

Fucking LOL, a killer line

Dan

RichM Same smell tbf.

RichM

Dan haha

zackster

hugopal I’m also sure that my parents who have been together for 50+ years and met when my mother was a teenager and my father was in his 20s will realise the whole thing was a mistake

rhouses

Zackster is absolutely fuming there’s a 300+ pedo thread and benson gets all the credit. Doubling down hard on this one.

benson

Have to say I’m delighted that my low t thread (see what I did there) has done so well.

bosstrabs

Wait, what? Dermo’s hammer is heading for the Hugo estate?

PICS PLEASE.

bosstrabs

Hugo was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone posting on JC, ohh uh oh oh
Dermo Mulligan majoring in medicine
Calls him on the phone
“Can I take you out to the boozer, Hugo?”
But as he’s getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang, bang, Dermo’s nonce hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, bang, Dermo’s nonce hammer
Made sure that he was dead

Millsy

zackster

Millsy

bosstrabs

Cankles-McJeggings While amusing, I am solidly into the 24-30 bracket. That’s your sweet spot where the body is still decent but they know what they’re doing.

hugopal

bosstrabs but they know what they’re doing.

They know they’re having sex with an absolute melt who wears pastel tracksuits?!

rhouses

bosstrabs That’s Gen Z, all is lost the moment they open their mouth.

Dry-Tinder

Millsy

Them video’s didn’t work out to well for Ed, after watching one, he was caught wanking in his sisters (not step siss) wardrobe, suffice to say that he didn’t get the blowjob that he was expecting.

Millsy

Walliiams next?

Phil-McRackin

…incoming Panarama on Monday night. Let the potentially libelous guessing begin.

Along_the_Wire

rhouses You’d be right at home in The Times’ comment section.

rhouses

Along_the_Wire ok boomer.

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