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  • Sasha and Digweed Hackney Church1st December 2023

50 notes for Shoreditch? 😆

Dixon charged that for some open air shite in Shoreditch in the summer

It says that there will be a release of tickets on Dice, at 5pm. The whole thing seems like a right shitshow.

I got mine at 29 a pop

Just realised I have balcony tickets.

Might need to s to the werve that.

    Abandoned church.

    Smallman gawping over the top of the DJ booth with his crane-like neck.

    Sasha momentarily reminding of the magic we once heard from him by dropping one decent track an hour in the midst of a Mills-like sludge.

    Grant fully checked out and playing dominoes at the back with Rosemary, his buxom black carer who coincidentally happens to be Flares’ missus.

    Walk out to get a ‘minicab, Sir?’ and get stabbed in the throat because Hackney still rides that precipitous wave between gentrification and horrifying inner city ghetto anarchy.

    Grim doesn’t even begin to describe the scenes.

    I finally managed to get a ticket and also bought one for village underground by mistake. £100 on tickets for one night.

    Insert picture of Sasha, calving up the Christmas Turkey.

      benson actually the more I think about it the better this is. Can bimble down from work and get myself a tidy spot on the balcony. Get the crossword out. Watch all the mongers and head home.

          benson lol. Sasha and Digweed - the new spectator sport that’s all the rage!

            I saw Digweed in Den Hague in 2006, and was busy trainspotting in the balcony when one Dutch-bloke I’d been introduced earlier asked me if I knew I could also go to the dancefloor.

              Dry-Tinder Insert picture of Sasha, calving up the Christmas Turkey.

              “Cheers lads, we were taking the piss when we said 50 quid”

                Or Jim Davidson’s gaff.