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  • Sasha and Digweed Hackney Church1st December 2023

Great event time for this one, you can tell the missus you’re off to the pub to watch the game, double drop some top class jack n jills and be home for half ten in a right old state, blaming it on the carling…

  • Heno replied to this.

    bosstrabs in keeping with my old cunt status, I’ve had the date through for my shoulder replacement op (chronic arthritis after breaking it in my early 20s playing American football) and it’s the Wednesday before. What a cunt.

    Purchased…..pretty lumpy at nearly 50 notes a pop. Hope there’s a buffet thrown in or grab and go Gingsters on offer .
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      50 notes for Shoreditch? 😆

      Dixon charged that for some open air shite in Shoreditch in the summer

      It says that there will be a release of tickets on Dice, at 5pm. The whole thing seems like a right shitshow.

      I got mine at 29 a pop

      Just realised I have balcony tickets.

      Might need to s to the werve that.

        Abandoned church.

        Smallman gawping over the top of the DJ booth with his crane-like neck.

        Sasha momentarily reminding of the magic we once heard from him by dropping one decent track an hour in the midst of a Mills-like sludge.

        Grant fully checked out and playing dominoes at the back with Rosemary, his buxom black carer who coincidentally happens to be Flares’ missus.

        Walk out to get a ‘minicab, Sir?’ and get stabbed in the throat because Hackney still rides that precipitous wave between gentrification and horrifying inner city ghetto anarchy.

        Grim doesn’t even begin to describe the scenes.

        I finally managed to get a ticket and also bought one for village underground by mistake. £100 on tickets for one night.

        Insert picture of Sasha, calving up the Christmas Turkey.

          benson actually the more I think about it the better this is. Can bimble down from work and get myself a tidy spot on the balcony. Get the crossword out. Watch all the mongers and head home.

            benson lol. Sasha and Digweed - the new spectator sport that’s all the rage!