• Music

  • Sasha and Digweed Hackney Church1st December 2023

Abandoned church.

Smallman gawping over the top of the DJ booth with his crane-like neck.

Sasha momentarily reminding of the magic we once heard from him by dropping one decent track an hour in the midst of a Mills-like sludge.

Grant fully checked out and playing dominoes at the back with Rosemary, his buxom black carer who coincidentally happens to be Flares’ missus.

Walk out to get a ‘minicab, Sir?’ and get stabbed in the throat because Hackney still rides that precipitous wave between gentrification and horrifying inner city ghetto anarchy.

Grim doesn’t even begin to describe the scenes.

I finally managed to get a ticket and also bought one for village underground by mistake. £100 on tickets for one night.

Insert picture of Sasha, calving up the Christmas Turkey.

    benson actually the more I think about it the better this is. Can bimble down from work and get myself a tidy spot on the balcony. Get the crossword out. Watch all the mongers and head home.

        benson lol. Sasha and Digweed - the new spectator sport that’s all the rage!

          I saw Digweed in Den Hague in 2006, and was busy trainspotting in the balcony when one Dutch-bloke I’d been introduced earlier asked me if I knew I could also go to the dancefloor.

            Dry-Tinder Insert picture of Sasha, calving up the Christmas Turkey.

            “Cheers lads, we were taking the piss when we said 50 quid”

              Or Jim Davidson’s gaff.

              Homegrove I saw Digweed in Den Hague in 2006, and was busy trainspotting in the balcony when one Dutch-bloke I’d been introduced earlier asked me if I knew I could also go to the dancefloor.

              Lol, before launching you off the balcony?

                  IndustryStandard must say I thought that was a really shit thing they did. Can imagine a load of people spunked money on tickets who would much rather have done the all nighter afterwards.

                  Luckily for an old cunt like me I am happy with the early gig so I can fuck off home early doors

                      IndustryStandard now an after party for more coin. Rip off bastards . Swerve that

                      Sorry, did we forget to mention there was an after party? Cheers lads!

                        RichM Agreed. I too am an old bugger, so timing wise this is ideal but for the young’uns they should have done some sort of discount if you’d already bought tickets for the Church gig. A bit sneaky IMO given how skint everyone is nowadays . Them public school fees ain’t gonna pay for themselves i suppose

                          Any fliers / links about the afterparty?

                            Mad_Cyril how long for? Not interested in going. Just want to see how much they are fleecing.