Faarking hell. That made my teeth curl. He’s in Australia too 🔨
Hang him
For offences to messageboarding?
Sick minds we’re dealing with.
Fucking animals
The hammer please Derms. Toot sweet
Make the call millsy. ☎️🔨 ‘Hammer time’.
Although I feel it could be a little rich this one as I myself often refer to Mrs Derm as a ‘fuck toy’. She’s not an animal though so the hammer it is.
Cankles-McJeggings I myself often refer to Mrs Derm as a ‘fuck toy’. She’s not an animal though
I’ve got to be pedantic Derm, but humans are animals.
Unless you’ve married a literal “fuck toy” made out of plastic, which doesn’t sound too implausible for you tbf.
Dermo, I thought you were using the hammer on Hugo?
All n good time, David.
It’s Hugo’s dad that needs nonce hammering. The deviant fuck.
Millsy my dad has a room full of saws and drills - a poxy hammer won’t faze him.
*cue Millsy posting “the plot thickens”
What makes you think I’ll visit him at home?