I am. really.
[deleted] I am. really.
If you are mategreen, as you claim, answer me this: what is your philosophy on the legs of a woman?
OLB FTW Fragrance wise.
Le Labo are mustard!
Odour fail.
OH DURRR FAIL.
Sex panther works 20% of the time everytime.
What was that white Gucci one back in the day? Dorris’ used to love that in my mid noughties heyday (if there ever was one tbh)
[deleted] Versace Eros Flame
A lot of women like to wear this.
Alistair was wearing Cool Water non Sunday.
Had the treacles running for the hills.
Smallman1 a classic. I would imagine half the place reeked of Joop!
Au D’ Flunitrazepam never fails
Eau de chlorophorme
Millsy or their pre bedrock Sunday roast.
RichM ….. as per the Nick Warren recipe book.
The smell of bitterness and resentment was also in the air.
Known as The Smallman Affect.
Smallman1 you do smell like bitterness and resentment tbf. I guess thats what being Chelsea does to a MF these days.
[deleted] fuck me, it’s Flares thinking everyone’s as thick as pig shit again. Cunt.
Eau De Bants.
The new fragrance by the best in the business.
This week, I have mostly been wearing Issy Miyake.
Amps Ed always wears a Q-Tip
