As a side note I once met a American Navy dude in Okinawa who’s name was Robert Wanker. Straight up. Even showed me his driving license.
I once also met a pig in Adelaide called Adam Minge. I laughed and said Minge? Really. He said it was pronounced Ming-ee. I was like righto 😆
He had also never heard of the word minge in the sense we use it. Tbf it’s an English thing. Still funny.
Are there many Wankers in the US, zacko?