2 months later

[Verse 1]
Oh, Cankles McJeggings, the Leeds fan king,
With ankles as thick as logs.
In Adidas trainers, he makes them sing,
While the Gardens shake with his clogs.

[Chorus]
Cankles! (Cankles!) McJeggings! (McJeggings!)
“Let’s Beuk” pumps loud in his ears!
With Dulux beats and hammer treats,
He’s the man all the nonces fear!

[Verse 2]
When Bealio sneaks through the flowerbed,
Cankles hears the bassline stop.
He cranks up the tune, his hammer swings,
And Bealio’s MFI furniture drops.

[Chorus]
Cankles! (Cankles!) McJeggings! (McJeggings!)
Grooving while nonces flee!
His ankles may jiggle, but justice will wiggle,
To Dulux Connection’s beats!

[Bridge]
“Oh, Bealio mate, your time is done!”
Cankles yells with aplomb.
He stomps to the rhythm, his hammer’s won,
And the Gardens cheer for him on!

[Verse 3]
From tulips to ponds, his stomping ground,
Is a rave of justice and might.
With “Let’s Beuk” blasting, his moves astound,
As he hammers wrongs to right.

    bosstrabs
    Fair play, haven’t got the patience personally

    Preferred Ask Jeeves

      7 days later

      Amps Jesus, if you scroll down on their page there is a vid that is truly horrifying. 😺 👂🏼

        18 days later

        Another Canks sighting. All the usual hallmarks.

          Millsy Can’t see any alpacas there Millsy?

          Lolz: Big night Tony?

          We’ve all been there

            Hammer time: