Does the elite course come with a selection of hammers & tool belt.
Cankles McJegging’s Hammer Time thread
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All required No nonce-sence® hardware can be purchased from the official Hammertime® store.
Just need a tattoo design and I’m all in
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Warning ‘Nonce Alert’ Boot sticker now available in store.
Cankles-McJeggings that sign could be mis-interpreted - they’re warning signs for a hazard of some sort and could imply the driver is the subject of the warning.
That’s exactly what it is. You stick them on nonces motors. Let the hammer time commence 
What happened to the good old days of just torching pediatricians cars?! It’s PC gone mad!
More EDM insights from hirsute Ed
8 days later
The “Somerset Gimp” 
What a fucking tool.
At least he got In Sides at number 1, but his main arguments for it were ‘an insane album cover’ and ‘songs that are neither too long nor too short’ LOL
11 days later
Beyond grim….you know what to do Derms
https://metro.co.uk/2023/11/14/paedo-gang-ran-child-sex-abuse-ring-posing-witches-wizards-19821962/
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Footage of Canks in action
If we do a poll and everyone is in agreement, could we get a cankles mcjeggings advent calendar sorted pls?
A multitude of festive themed David Brent style poses, with the famous claw hammer of course, would be an absolute best seller in Poundlands across the UK.
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Fucking hell. En route. Fatty is getting some special luvin from old faithful 
Consider it done.
Text me in guys…
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Who’s this Derno then? Rubbishy watch and that’s not a hammer either. Needs a real one if he’s going to be taken seriously. Amateur hour.