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Warning ‘Nonce Alert’ Boot sticker now available in store.
Cankles McJegging’s Hammer Time thread
Cankles-McJeggings that sign could be mis-interpreted - they’re warning signs for a hazard of some sort and could imply the driver is the subject of the warning.
That’s exactly what it is. You stick them on nonces motors. Let the hammer time commence 
What happened to the good old days of just torching pediatricians cars?! It’s PC gone mad!
More EDM insights from hirsute Ed
8 days later
The “Somerset Gimp” 
What a fucking tool.
At least he got In Sides at number 1, but his main arguments for it were ‘an insane album cover’ and ‘songs that are neither too long nor too short’ LOL
11 days later
Beyond grim….you know what to do Derms
https://metro.co.uk/2023/11/14/paedo-gang-ran-child-sex-abuse-ring-posing-witches-wizards-19821962/
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Footage of Canks in action
If we do a poll and everyone is in agreement, could we get a cankles mcjeggings advent calendar sorted pls?
A multitude of festive themed David Brent style poses, with the famous claw hammer of course, would be an absolute best seller in Poundlands across the UK.
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Fucking hell. En route. Fatty is getting some special luvin from old faithful 
Consider it done.
Text me in guys…
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Who’s this Derno then? Rubbishy watch and that’s not a hammer either. Needs a real one if he’s going to be taken seriously. Amateur hour.
Cankles-McJeggings Rubbishy watch
Not nearly as nice as your Fossil **edited*
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Great to see you and si double teaming, whacko.
His chair and headwand battery fully recharged and a fresh bale of hay for yourself. Dream team of the PPT spaz community.
it is always somewhat unfortunate when persons of dubious character are seen sporting the colours of their beloved football team and, for the record, Jimmy Savile hated football. This case seems well off the scale of depravity and i have seen a lot over the years.
Oh come on, Iain, don’t be like that, buddy! The season of goodwill approaches.
You have the honour of the greatest nickname in board history bestowed upon your magnificent, beautiful self! Big Cankles Mcjeggings (and his pink hammer).
Own it like a leader of men! Xx
Si, you dribbling spastic, you can’t even spell my name right let alone be funny. More ppt needed.
-si- greatest nickname in board history
Lol have you forgotten yours Jimmy Thicket?
baggers44 I assume there are a lot of Celtic fans in there too?
Fucking hell that’s truly fucking sickening 
mono-stereo changed the title to Cankles McJegging’s Hammer Time thread .
Cankles is right. This is horrendous.
Lol!
Stop! You CANK touch this!
Does this get the hammer or some other blunt instrument? @Cankles-McJeggings
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/baby-girl-dies-fentanyl-overdose-31369338
Cankles McJeggings does have a ‘Rumplestiltskin’ ring to it, which is a great name to put the fear of god up the paedos.
1,2,3,4, Cankles McJeggings is at your door,
5,6 grab your crucifix
7,8 never stay up late
9,10 hammer time again
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To summon him, look into the mirror and say:
“Cankles McJeggings”
“Cankles McJeggings”
“CAnkles McJEggings!”
Millsy Cankles McJeggings does have a ‘Rumplestiltskin’ ring to it, which is a great name to put the fear of god up the paedos.
1,2,3,4, Cankles McJeggings is at your door,
5,6 grab your crucifix
7,8 never stay up late
9,10 hammer time again
MIllsy, after the above, if you call my bants grim ever again, i am sending hanners and rhouses to stay at yours for a fortnight.
Something a little more uplifting for this thread.
- high fives * zackster.
rhouses Not sure about the uplifting nature of that article
Saino’s are selling the Peppa Pig annual now, did think of Si and MC when I saw it.