He must watching in the background clutching his tinckle, dying to unleash his venom but his ego won’t allow him.
Cankles McJegging’s Hammer Time thread
NasserAlazzawi Whatever was the whole story with Flares anyway?
This will take your breath away: Flares is a bigger cunt than Hugo.
10 days later
Another sighting.
Some quality uppercuts there 
Millsy Another sighting.
Lol!
a month later
Nearly a year since Cankles left us.
Cankles, if you’re out there….
You’re an absolute fucking idiot!
12 days later
CANKS reading all the P Diddy news…
Confirmed sighting in this vid @ 27mins in
It really is grim up North!
2 months later
Another sighting
[Verse 1]
Oh, Cankles McJeggings, the Leeds fan king,
With ankles as thick as logs.
In Adidas trainers, he makes them sing,
While the Gardens shake with his clogs.
[Chorus]
Cankles! (Cankles!) McJeggings! (McJeggings!)
“Let’s Beuk” pumps loud in his ears!
With Dulux beats and hammer treats,
He’s the man all the nonces fear!
[Verse 2]
When Bealio sneaks through the flowerbed,
Cankles hears the bassline stop.
He cranks up the tune, his hammer swings,
And Bealio’s MFI furniture drops.
[Chorus]
Cankles! (Cankles!) McJeggings! (McJeggings!)
Grooving while nonces flee!
His ankles may jiggle, but justice will wiggle,
To Dulux Connection’s beats!
[Bridge]
“Oh, Bealio mate, your time is done!”
Cankles yells with aplomb.
He stomps to the rhythm, his hammer’s won,
And the Gardens cheer for him on!
[Verse 3]
From tulips to ponds, his stomping ground,
Is a rave of justice and might.
With “Let’s Beuk” blasting, his moves astound,
As he hammers wrongs to right.
Dave + Chat GPT is a heady brew.
Nice werk
7 days later
Specialist watch interest for this thread:
Amps didn’t know that - actually respected the cunt up to just this second.
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Along_the_Wire
Bit of a leap of faith?
Spotted again?
Lol!
That is fantastic!
LT42 lol
18 days later
Another Canks sighting. All the usual hallmarks.
Hammer time:
It truly is incredible that an ex Labour MP is followed on Twitter by Labour MPs alright. Another national scandal.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our anti corruption minister. Six months in and the shit really is flying everywhere.
15 days later
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Disappearance explained, doubt we’ll be hearing from Iain again.
7 days later
I hear Cankly Jegs is moving into scripting exercise videos…
5 months later
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Wallace is being proper stitched up here. Cor blimey guv. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewgz0qw77lo
A participant on the BBC’s Saturday Kitchen - a show at the time that was produced in-house by the BBC - who says that, during a dinner ahead of filming in 2002, Wallace put his hand under the table and onto her groin, saying: “Do you like that?”
A university student who says she met him in a nightclub with friends in 2013. She says after she asked to take a photo with him, he reached under her skirt and grabbed and pinched her bottom
A woman who says, at an industry ball in 2014, he put his hand up her dress and groped her
Another junior worker, in addition to Alice, who says in 2012 he dropped his trousers in front of her and wasn’t wearing underwear
A number of men who say they witnessed Wallace making inappropriate sexual comments
More recent claims, including a 19-year-old MasterChef worker who says she tried to complain about Wallace’s comments about her body in 2022, and a former policeman who says he tried to raise concerns about Wallace’s sexually inappropriate language to the BBC in 2023
“You’re over 16, you’re not being ‘Jimmy Saviled’.”
Lol!