Cankles McJegging’s Hammer Time thread

Cankles-McJeggings

Warning ‘Nonce Alert’ Boot sticker now available in store.

Along_the_Wire

Cankles-McJeggings that sign could be mis-interpreted - they’re warning signs for a hazard of some sort and could imply the driver is the subject of the warning.

Cankles-McJeggings

That’s exactly what it is. You stick them on nonces motors. Let the hammer time commence 🔨

Along_the_Wire

Cankles-McJeggings LOL

Wally

What happened to the good old days of just torching pediatricians cars?! It’s PC gone mad!

Millsy

More EDM insights from hirsute Ed

Dan

Millsy I’d like him to go through Loopy’s back catalogue 😆

mrrossi

The “Somerset Gimp” 😂🎱

bosstrabs

What a fucking tool.

At least he got In Sides at number 1, but his main arguments for it were ‘an insane album cover’ and ‘songs that are neither too long nor too short’ LOL

Millsy

Beyond grim….you know what to do Derms

https://metro.co.uk/2023/11/14/paedo-gang-ran-child-sex-abuse-ring-posing-witches-wizards-19821962/

Cankles-McJeggings

Millsy

Fucking hell. En route. Fatty is getting some special luvin from old faithful 😵‍💫💥🔨 Consider it done.

zackster

Footage of Canks in action

Mad_Cyril

zackster
😂
Didn’t realise how lethal he was.

Will pay more respect in future for sure!

Mad_Cyril

zackster Footage of Canks in action

Laughing so hard at this!!!

-si-

If we do a poll and everyone is in agreement, could we get a cankles mcjeggings advent calendar sorted pls?

A multitude of festive themed David Brent style poses, with the famous claw hammer of course, would be an absolute best seller in Poundlands across the UK.

zackster

ehitach2

Text me in guys…

Cankles-McJeggings

Who’s this Derno then? Rubbishy watch and that’s not a hammer either. Needs a real one if he’s going to be taken seriously. Amateur hour.

zackster

Cankles-McJeggings Rubbishy watch

Not nearly as nice as your Fossil **edited*

Cankles-McJeggings

Great to see you and si double teaming, whacko.
His chair and headwand battery fully recharged and a fresh bale of hay for yourself. Dream team of the PPT spaz community.

-si-

Cankles-McJeggings

Oh come on, Iain, don’t be like that, buddy! The season of goodwill approaches.

You have the honour of the greatest nickname in board history bestowed upon your magnificent, beautiful self! Big Cankles Mcjeggings (and his pink hammer).

Own it like a leader of men! Xx

baggers44

it is always somewhat unfortunate when persons of dubious character are seen sporting the colours of their beloved football team and, for the record, Jimmy Savile hated football. This case seems well off the scale of depravity and i have seen a lot over the years.

Along_the_Wire

baggers44 I assume there are a lot of Celtic fans in there too?

Cankles-McJeggings

baggers44

Fucking hell that’s truly fucking sickening 🤮

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