Dan The paedo file first, then the nonce hammer. Then the paedo file again. Then the hammer again.

    Dan who was the North American guy posted on here a while back doing reviews of late 90s/ early prog classics on YouTube, absolutely rocking out hard in his chair with a big pair of headphones on?

        C_J who was the North American guy posted on here a while back doing reviews of late 90s/ early prog classics on YouTube, absolutely rocking out hard in his chair with a big pair of headphones on?

        Loopy?

          I gotta say, that guy’s enthusiasm and sheer lack of self-awareness is fucking inspirational. Every single one is like a deaf man hearing Beethoven for the first time.

            C_J Fucking LOL

            James Holden’s long lost twin brother.

              Anyone interested in a hammer workshop? 😱🔨
              Technique
              Equipment
              Decision making
              Calibration of Nonce radar
              Blocking out emotions
              Earlybird bonus - the Hugz shack.

              Dubman

              All required No nonce-sence® hardware can be purchased from the official Hammertime® store.

                Just need a tattoo design and I’m all in

                Cankles-McJeggings that sign could be mis-interpreted - they’re warning signs for a hazard of some sort and could imply the driver is the subject of the warning.

                  What happened to the good old days of just torching pediatricians cars?! It’s PC gone mad!

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                  • Dan replied to this.
                    8 days later

                    Millsy I’d like him to go through Loopy’s back catalogue 😆

                      What a fucking tool.

                      At least he got In Sides at number 1, but his main arguments for it were ‘an insane album cover’ and ‘songs that are neither too long nor too short’ LOL

                      11 days later

                      If we do a poll and everyone is in agreement, could we get a cankles mcjeggings advent calendar sorted pls?

                      A multitude of festive themed David Brent style poses, with the famous claw hammer of course, would be an absolute best seller in Poundlands across the UK.

                      Millsy

                      Fucking hell. En route. Fatty is getting some special luvin from old faithful 😵‍💫💥🔨 Consider it done.

                        zackster
                        😂
                        Didn’t realise how lethal he was.

                        Will pay more respect in future for sure!

                          Who’s this Derno then? Rubbishy watch and that’s not a hammer either. Needs a real one if he’s going to be taken seriously. Amateur hour.

                            Great to see you and si double teaming, whacko.
                            His chair and headwand battery fully recharged and a fresh bale of hay for yourself. Dream team of the PPT spaz community.

                            • -si- replied to this.

                              it is always somewhat unfortunate when persons of dubious character are seen sporting the colours of their beloved football team and, for the record, Jimmy Savile hated football. This case seems well off the scale of depravity and i have seen a lot over the years.