Smallman, why are you such an attention grabbing fucking retard with your FAOs assuming nobody here reads RA or knows what’s going on in their own neck of the woods, music-wise?

It’s like the message board equivalent of wandering round an office all day, approaching people’s desks with a leery shit-eating grin going “One for you sir!” as I hand a particularly garish flyer for a new Indian that has opened at the bottom of a colleague’s road, “I know you like Indian, Rob, maybe you haven’t seen this? Trust OLB!” to which he wonders how I know which suburb he lives in, and why I have bothered to remember it and collect flyers for him, and correctly tells me to fuck off, before I go to Marjorie the cleaner’s cupboard, “One for you.” It’s a newspaper insert of all the great deals on cleaning products at the local Homebase right now! And so on…

Just making sure all of our brilliant brethren abroad are looped in and connected to this wonderful thing called electronic music Dave!

David. Behave.

It’s probably THE Drifters last hurrah in music.

Fair play all round.

Is he ill?

Am talking about The Drifter as we know Dave is.

Oi oi!

Thanks for keeping me in the loop Ed.

Invaluable as always.